Poopie List
Ghost Poopie- The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.
Clean Poopie- The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.
Wet Poopie- The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and still feels unwipped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear, so you won't ruin them with a stain.
Second Wave Poopie- This happens when you're done poopieing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees and you realize that you have to poopie some more.
Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Forehead-Poopie- The kind were you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.
Lincoln Log Poopie- The kind of poopie that is so huge, your afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.
Gassy Poopie- It's so noisy, everyone within earshot is giggling.
Corn Poopie- Self explanatory.
Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-Poopie-Poopie- The kind where you want to poopie, but all you do is sit on the toilet & fart a few times.
Spinal Tap Poopie- That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving sideways.
Wet Cheeks Poopie- (The power dump) The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your cheeks get spalshed with water.
Liquid Poopie- The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl.
Mexican Poopie- It smells so bad your nose burns.
Upper Class Poopie- The kind of poopie that doesen't smell.
The Suprise Poopie- You are not even at the toilet because you are sure your about to fart, but OOPS!- a poopie!
The Dangling Poopie- This poopie refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done poopieing. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.
2007-11-10 04:01:27 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hehehe, excellent hun, have had nearly all of them, can now put names to them,pmsl
star time
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Mature Lady, you can see from the opening line what the joke is about, so why read it???
2007-11-10 04:27:13 · answer #1 · answered by tastybits 7 · 4⤊ 3⤋
A funny one and I give you a star. Here is a funny(!!) ghosts chat. Two ghosts met and both chat about how they died. 1st ghost : How u died? 2nd ghost : I died of cold. 1st ghost : How does it feel when you're dying in cold? 2nd ghost : Actually, I was accidentally locked in the refrigerator. Initially, I was shivering, then my whole body started to freeze, later I felt the whole world was dark and I died suffocating. 1st ghost : Wow what a horrible way to die.... 2nd ghost : How about you? How u die? 1st ghost : I died from heart attack. 2nd ghost : I see, why did u have a heart attack? 1st ghost : Actually, I found out that my wife is having an affair with another man. One day, when I came back from work, saw a pair of man shoes outside my house. Then, I realized that the guy was in my house with my wife. When I rushed into the bedroom, my wife was alone. I must find where that bastard is hiding. So I searched the toilet, I ran downstairs, looked in the storeroom, but the bastard was not there. So, I ran upstairs and searched the wardrobe, but I found nothing. Because of all that running,I got a heart attack and died. 2nd ghost : Why you never look for the bastard in the fridge? The bastard was hiding there. We both might be alive now!!
2016-04-03 05:44:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had this strange "george of the jungle"- like voice in my head saying "poopie" every single time I read the word "poopie"... yes even now :) bizarre
anyway, I'm still wiping away the tears from the adult version but please have another star :)
2007-11-10 20:34:22 · answer #3 · answered by Opalfire 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
HAHA!!! i cracked up from start to end. not afriad to say all of these have happen to me. i get so freaked out when the ghostie poopie comes. lol
2007-11-16 10:31:39 · answer #4 · answered by karmenchicago 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao nice and I think there was one about farts too but you for got about Cucumber Poopie: the kind that's all green
2007-11-15 14:51:12 · answer #5 · answered by stupid 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how about the:
Rapid Fire Poopie- the kind where it's coming out so fast you'd swear you had fiber in your diet for the past decade and it hasn't come out until now
2007-11-10 04:45:50 · answer #6 · answered by Gary 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
WELL, I'm laffing my BUTT off! These are hysterical, Friend!!!! :-D
Wish I could forward this to Friends!
These made my day! soooo funny and I can relate to at least 2 of them!!!!!!!! AND I know a few people also that one or 2 of the "poopies" sound like!
Thankx for making my day!!!!!
2007-11-10 04:12:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 2⤋
Hahahahahahahaha
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2007-11-10 08:41:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hey you forgot two. The fudgie and the Hershey Squirts...no definitions necessary
2007-11-10 13:11:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I sent it too al of my friends!!! Funniest thing ever!! Gave u a star
2007-11-10 15:43:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You are coming up with some interesting ones today.
Another great selection.
Thanks for those.
Starred again.
2007-11-10 05:01:07 · answer #11 · answered by .... 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋