A blonde, a brunette, a movie star, the pope, and a pilot were on a plane.
The plane was going down fast, and there were only four parachutes for all five of them.
The pilot took one and jumped, then the movie star took one and jumped, and then the blonde took one and jumped.
The pope told the brunette to take the last one.
The brunette said, "There are still 2 parachutes left! The blonde took my backpack!"
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Sorry, if this is affencive to anybody. But was it funny??
2007-11-10 03:19:49 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
there is a bunch like that
2007-11-10 03:27:30 · answer #1 · answered by Mas ! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kinda. You didn't get it right, though. There was no brunette, & the movie star was the blonde. The President was there, too, so there were only 3 parachutes. The Pres. said, "I'm the most important person in the world, so I get a parachute." He takes it & jumps out. The blonde movie star said, "Well, I'm the prettiest person in the world, so I get one, too." She takes it & jumps. The pope said to the pilot, "I've lived a good life & deserve to be with God. You take the last parachute." That's when the pilot said, "No, wait, it's ok! The blonde took my backpack!"
2007-11-10 03:30:49 · answer #2 · answered by coconut 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
A Dangerous Method- 8.5/10 excellent really. I think another viewing may bring it up to a 9 The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo ( Swedish Version) 8/10 very good- I hate to see women getting raped though War Horse- 9/10 stellar film making- Can't wait for Tuesday to get it on dvd BQ2- I saw the devil- 8/10 The Koreans know how to make revenge films! Maybe that built up hostility is from living next to the evil North Korean regime.
2016-05-29 02:00:31 · answer #3 · answered by kaitlyn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha
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2007-11-10 08:45:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. It cannot be offensive to any one. It is a real good humour. But, I know this joke in a different version of India. It is a real good joke.
2007-11-10 03:29:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I already told this joke in another question, slightly different. I heard it on the radio. I think its funny. Good clean joke.
you can find it here: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20071012140736AApM4yE
2007-11-10 03:41:25 · answer #6 · answered by Joyful 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Love it!
Us blondes don`t get offended.
It was really funny honey x
2007-11-10 03:28:51 · answer #7 · answered by suzanne p 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!! i thought it was ok. I am a brunette so I dont really care that much.
2007-11-10 03:35:10 · answer #8 · answered by aberham2004 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ive heard many of the same basic plot but it was pretty funny
2007-11-10 03:36:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ive heard it alot... but instead of the blonde.. it was the smartest lady on earth
funny tho!!!
2007-11-10 03:44:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol opps 4 her funny
2007-11-10 03:43:10 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋