One day this guy was sitting at this bar
in Chicago and looks over and sees this guy that looks exactly
like him. He says to the guy, “Hey you look just like me!”
The other man agrees and asks, “Where
are you from?”
The first guy answers, “Chicago.”
“Me too!” says the second guy, “What street
do you live on?”
“Forty-Ninth Street, ” answers the
first guy.
“Me too!” says the second guy, becoming
increasingly excited. “What's your address?”
''951.”
“Me too! Wow, this is incredible! What
are your parents' names?”
“John and Cathy, ” says the first guy.
“Me too!” shouts the second guy. “I wonder
if we're related!?”
Meanwhile, the bartenders are changing
shifts and the guy coming on asks if anything is new.
“No, ” says the first bartender, “just
the Smith twins, drunk again.”
2007-11-10
02:38:45
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