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One day this guy was sitting at this bar
in Chicago and looks over and sees this guy that looks exactly
like him. He says to the guy, “Hey you look just like me!”



The other man agrees and asks, “Where
are you from?”


The first guy answers, “Chicago.”



“Me too!” says the second guy, “What street
do you live on?”


“Forty-Ninth Street, ” answers the
first guy.


“Me too!” says the second guy, becoming
increasingly excited. “What's your address?”



''951.”


“Me too! Wow, this is incredible! What
are your parents' names?”


“John and Cathy, ” says the first guy.



“Me too!” shouts the second guy. “I wonder
if we're related!?”


Meanwhile, the bartenders are changing
shifts and the guy coming on asks if anything is new.



“No, ” says the first bartender, “just
the Smith twins, drunk again.”

2007-11-10 02:38:45 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

22 answers

lol! i like it. =] * for youh.

2007-11-10 03:04:51 · answer #1 · answered by count olaf 4 · 1 0

my joke is funnier

It's Starting to Rain,and Fix the Dents funny ?
Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. First Blonde: "I can't seem to get this door unlocked! Second Blonde: Well you better hurry up. It's starting to rain and the top is down

but your learning kid

2007-11-10 03:24:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Daft but funny!!!

9/10

2007-11-10 03:13:37 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 1 0

It bought a smile to my lips and in my head. Nice to have a non smutty joke for a change.

2007-11-10 03:50:25 · answer #4 · answered by ANF 7 · 1 0

It might be Asher Roth- I Love College lol just my guess I might be wrong

2016-05-29 01:55:39 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

That's pretty funny but after you get drunk you're probably barfing all night long?

2007-11-10 02:42:45 · answer #6 · answered by annie g 2 · 1 0

Gave me a slight chuckle... not a laugh out loud

2007-11-10 02:41:27 · answer #7 · answered by Chris 2 · 2 0

Lol laughed abit

2007-11-10 03:27:13 · answer #8 · answered by Magmaroad 1 · 1 0

Funny. Good one, I've never heard it before.

2007-11-10 02:42:22 · answer #9 · answered by That one 7 · 1 0

Okay it was abit funny!

Just gave me a wee chuckle! x

2007-11-10 03:25:35 · answer #10 · answered by suzanne p 4 · 1 0

That is one of my favourites, but if you use Irish brothers it is a lot funnier.

2007-11-10 02:45:52 · answer #11 · answered by Braddock52 3 · 1 0

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