There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5.00, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.
The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"
Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5.00. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"
Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00
The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"
Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.
2007-11-10 02:13:12 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-11-10 02:20:01 · update #1
that is the best one I have ever heard props
2007-11-10 02:17:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
At least the blonde came out on top in this joke.lol
2007-11-10 04:39:45 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha superb that is bloody stupid at the same time as some one dont like the jokes and they get in each and every question to say so,now it extremely is bloody stupid ,or basically determined for factors...............lulu! chuffed yuletide to all.
2016-10-23 23:35:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Someone else showed me that joke on here, I absolutely love it.
2007-11-10 03:30:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehe! Not Bad!
2007-11-10 02:20:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats very funny!
2007-11-10 02:29:24 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Sugar♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, I've heard this one, still great haha
star!
2007-11-10 02:24:50 · answer #7 · answered by BlckPdf 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahhahaahaha OMg really good joke!!! lol luv it
2007-11-10 03:39:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny!star for you! (dos)
2007-11-10 02:28:48 · answer #9 · answered by Christine$hotbabe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha ha ha brilliant!
2007-11-10 02:19:25 · answer #10 · answered by fingerlickinchicken 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋