I was scared at first. It was very wide, and very long, and it angled straight up. I decided I had to try it once. I slowly and carefully eased myself onto it. It felt weird at first. Then I got used to it. I went up and down, and up and down on it. I was really loving it.
Now I ride on escalators all the time.
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I took my fingers and slowly, and gently stretched it apart. It was so pure and white. I licked it once, twice ... I found I couldn't stop.
I licked it faster and faster, and harder. I began to scrape my teeth against it. There it was, in my mouth! All sweet and creamy. I was done.
And I threw away the outsides of my Oreo cookies.
2007-11-10 02:12:54 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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I squeezed it gently at first, then a little bit harder. There seemed to be more and more of it I moved it towards my lips. It was a strange and new sensation for me. I put it in my mouth and moved it around and around with my tongue. The time soon came when I knew I had to spit it out. It was quite an experience.
The 1st time I tasted toothpaste.
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They were both round and firm. There was only the slightest difference between the two.
I took one in my hand and twisted it hard. I used my other hand to grab the other one and twist it hard the other way.
Now there's a brighter light bulb in the living room.
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It was very long, kind of thin. I slid it between my fingers until I got to the end of it. I was turning it on. It became firm in my hands, and the end was wet. Then it got very hard and began gushing out of the tip.
Then I took the garden hose and watered the bushes
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2007-11-10 02:13:43 · update #1
I knew it could be done. I wanted to try but I didn't know if I could do it. I called my friend. He said he knew how to do it and would teach me. He put his arms around me and started. I watched nervously in the mirror. He finally finished and pulled back slowly. I felt relieved that it was over.
I hate neckties.
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It looked warm and dark, and juicy and inviting. I wasn't sure just what I wanted to do with it. I carefully pulled it apart with my fingers to look into
it better. I knew how great it would be if I just started eating it.
But I decided to put ketchup on my burger.
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MORAL???
It is not the word that corrupts the mind, but the mind that
corrupts the word.
2007-11-10 02:14:14 · update #2
Panos,you're quite right with minds and corruption,.....hahaha.Sometimes I just can't help it......hahaha.
I loved them a lot,they made me think very............well you know......
10/10 and a star.
2007-11-10 03:00:36 · answer #1 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Cool ones! 100!
2016-04-03 05:36:36 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bloody brilliant loved em all have1 star cos i cant give you 2
2007-11-10 02:19:22 · answer #3 · answered by mal 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
well done a star on the way ha ha.
2007-11-10 02:20:59 · answer #4 · answered by Spot 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny one :)
Kudos to you Panos!
2007-11-10 03:18:52 · answer #5 · answered by A I ™ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
another funny one, i guess i got a dirty mind (i am glad to say)
2007-11-10 02:18:41 · answer #6 · answered by dizzydi 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
omg it's true. i did a good deed today. this thing erased it.
2007-11-10 04:04:30 · answer #7 · answered by claire 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
enjoyed that star for u
2007-11-10 02:54:15 · answer #8 · answered by SPUDULIKE 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very good, and the moral is also very true!
2007-11-10 02:34:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
very good
2007-11-10 04:32:30 · answer #10 · answered by kiefer102 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋