A 60-year-old man is getting his annual physical, and as they've just finished up he asks his doctor a frank question.
"Doc, do you think I'll live another 40 years so I can reach 100?" he asks.
"That depends," says the doctor. "Do you smoke?"
"No."
"Do you drink?"
"No."
"Do you fool around with loose women?"
"Of course not."
"Well, then," says the doctor. "Why the hell do you want to live for another 40 years?"
2007-11-10 02:02:58 · 20 answers · asked by porfirio_pena13 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
lol yeah its funny
2007-11-10 02:06:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I found it funny if you made that up you should start looking at a career! Very good joke.I told my family it and they laughed !!
If you don't know where to 'pop' it in stat making a joke conversation. Good luck.
Joke - 9/!0 xx
2007-11-10 10:08:29 · answer #2 · answered by helpewthmhomework,, 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah thats funny. I like what the doctor said because usal if you don't do any of that you will be alive. So that was a LOL.
2007-11-10 10:06:40 · answer #3 · answered by taysha 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I laughed a little its not that funny but its amusing
2007-11-10 10:06:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yeap this is a really good one.
You don't mind if i tellit some friends don't you ?
2007-11-10 10:19:54 · answer #5 · answered by ....................... 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha yeah man good 1 :D
2007-11-10 10:07:37 · answer #6 · answered by Rik M 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Harhar! Not really. So, peace'out man. I'm not really that easy to please. Have anymore with actual photographs or something with animation?
2007-11-10 10:24:38 · answer #7 · answered by Marj 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny
2007-11-10 10:06:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
old but funny
2007-11-10 10:12:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Made me giggle.
2007-11-10 10:05:02 · answer #10 · answered by Cameron 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋