someone told me Jesus was headed this way on the Rapture Bus, downtown metro bus system
which bus line is it? I picked route 132 and Jesus never came
I tried pentecostal contractor bus 340, Jesus never came
which one is it, and when can I expect "the Rapture" bus?
2007-11-10 00:56:37 · 11 answers · asked by voice_of_reason 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
will my tin foil hat do?
2007-11-10 01:02:12 · update #1
I went to the airport, and no one was there
I tried Trinity airlines, no one heard of it
I went to Heritage USA to get a ticket, it was abandoned
2007-11-10 01:06:08 · update #2
It's the Short Bus.
2007-11-10 00:59:56 · answer #1 · answered by Mrs. Large Richard 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Rapture, rapture, rapture right into satan's arms :-(
Before 1830 you can find no mention of the Rapture Doctrine. That alone ought to send up a red flag. In fact, the word "rapture" is not in the Bible. So, where did this false doctrine come from?
In 1830 Margaret MacDonald had an evil revelation on her sick bed, supposedly from God, in which she was shown what would become "The Rapture Of The Church", among other names.
And, from The Incredible Cover-up by Dave Macpherson, Appendix A, you'll read:
"I felt this needed to be revealed, and that there was great darkness and error about it; but suddenly what it was burst upon me with a glorious light." - Margaret MacDonald (Spring of 1830)
MacDonald's revelation would have probably died with her; however, two preachers grabbed it, cleaned it up, and presented it to Christendom. Today, you'll hear many pastors promoting that false doctrine from pulpits.
Ezekiel 13:19-20:
19 And will ye pollute me among my people for handfuls of barley and for pieces of bread, to slay the souls that should not die, and to save the souls alive that should not live, by your lying to my people that hear your lies?
20 Wherefore thus saith the Lord GOD; Behold, I am against your pillows, wherewith ye there hunt the souls to make them fly, and I will tear them from your arms, and will let the souls go, even the souls that ye hunt to make them fly,
The "fly away doctrin" or "rapture doctrin".
2007-11-10 01:05:45 · answer #2 · answered by David G 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jesus was feeling a tad cramped on the bus so he switched to a train so he could stretch his legs out. He's gotta keep limber with armageddon so close and all.
2007-11-10 01:32:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's parked down at the depot, and you have to sing all the verses of 'The Wheels On The Bus' before you're allowed on board. (Sheesh, I thought everyone knew that.)
2007-11-10 01:09:00 · answer #4 · answered by irish1 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I see you are not aware of the invisible bus that requires a special purchase for a special ticket.
2007-11-10 01:18:55 · answer #5 · answered by TTC 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think you perhaps missed the high-jacked 'sky' buses.
Pre & Post tribulation planes flew into WTC1 & WTC2;
Bringing Baby-lon "is fallen, is fallen" to ground zero,
So they could make silver & gold coins from 2 ruins;
Heck, maybe even elect a Jew as the next POTUS,
to carry on the Iron-y of their rod of iron rule of law.
The GRACE of our Lord Jesus Christ with you all. Amen.
2007-11-10 01:26:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
It's actually a traveling bordello. You can usually find it parked in back of Starbucks in downtown Chicago.
2007-11-10 01:07:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's the short bus and you'll have to wear a helmet when YOU get on!
2007-11-10 01:01:08 · answer #8 · answered by Gyspy Soul 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaha!
That is Funny!!!
Rapture Bus!
Hey, it's Really going to be "Chariots of GOD".
UFO's is What you'd callem'!
GOD has them.
satan has them.
Man has them.
Take your Pick! ;)
2007-11-10 01:45:35 · answer #9 · answered by maguyver727 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's a jet silly, you will be caught up in the air with him
try the space center maybe it is a rocket ship
2007-11-10 01:02:50 · answer #10 · answered by just because 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋