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3 men died and went to heaven. One of them was Italian, the other Roman, and the last one was American. Everyone who goes to heaven gets a car based on how well they treat their husband or wife. The better you treat them, the better car you get.
God went up to the Italian, and asked, "How well did you treat your wife?" The italian said, "I have never wronged her, and I love her all of the time." The italian recieved a Porsche.
God went to the Roman and asked, "How did you treat your wife?" The Roman said, "Okay. I cheated on her once, but I still love her." The Roman recieved a Jeep.
God then went up to the American, and asked, "How did you trear your wife?" The American said, "Not very good. I was going to ask for a divorce just before I died. I cheated on her." The American recieved a Minivan.
Later they all met up, and the Italian was crying. The Roman and the American asked what's wrong. The Italian said, "I just saw my wife go by on a skatebard!"
2007-11-10
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