2007-11-10 00:20:08 · 20 answers · asked by April 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL.....
I will tell you a short story about that.. I knew a young lady who had long, fake finger nails. That's cool. Cool for her. I always wondered how she could get anything of substance done...like typing, washing her hair, etcetera. One day, she invited me to her home for dinner...Spaghetti was on the menu. Oh,great. I don't mind a "ghetti" meal every now and then. So, anyway, the aforementioned young lady invited me into her kitchen to talk while she continued to cook the meal. I watched as she drained the pasta in a collander, dumped it into a bowl, added olive oil to it, and then.... She proceeded to stir the pasta around with the tips of her finger nails....LMAO... My internal alarm went off for "some" reason..I really wasn't hungry anymore. When we sat down to eat, I said, "What lovely, long nails you have". As I took her hand in false admiration, I turned her paw...I mean hand .....over and I satisfied my curiosity. Sure enough, the underside of this woman's nails looked like Luray Caverns; a bunch of semi-soft, gelatinous dirty beige to black stuff was caked beneath her nails. Did I eat the spaghetti? NO. I excused myself to use the restroom. When I returned, I fled using the excuse that someone dear to me had paged me and were in the ER. Yep, that "someone" would have been me if I had eaten that crap. So, my personal policy now is that I keep short, clean manageable nails and that I keep my damn fingers out of my mouth! And, if I am not going for that ideal personally, I am definitely not dealing with nasty people who roll that way. Gross.
2007-11-12 03:47:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do I lick my fingers afterward?
Of course. I only eat food that is "finger-licking good".
2007-11-10 08:25:48 · answer #2 · answered by BC 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yucks! Of course no, it'll sound and look like villagers from remote tropical island from Indonesia!
P.S. I did it once, somehow I felt good inside my mouth when I lick and suck my finger after eating the seasoned baked grilled chicken!
2007-11-10 08:23:14 · answer #3 · answered by John 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Good ole' Southern Fried Chicken (homemade from scratch of course) - Finger lickin' good.
2007-11-10 08:23:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely, it makes the taste twice as good, and helps to clean your fingers.
2007-11-10 08:21:54 · answer #5 · answered by Steve C 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Depending on what I'm eating and if my fingers are clean but usually I do. lol
2007-11-10 08:21:55 · answer #6 · answered by staceylynn1913 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only if I've eaten wings, ribs, or something gooey with chocolate. Otherwise, a napkin will do just fine.
2007-11-10 08:22:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If it was apple pie yes, I'd lick the plate too if no one's looking.
2007-11-10 08:25:38 · answer #8 · answered by mac_eleven 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You bet your gosh darn rear end I do! Polite Company needs to loosen up and join in on it.
2007-11-10 08:34:20 · answer #9 · answered by jerichovonhog 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes hahahahahahahaha. Sometimes I don't get it off after ten seconds
2007-11-10 08:23:09 · answer #10 · answered by Guilbauted Sookie 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋