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Plz star if you like it! thnx

A Russian, an American, and a blonde were talking one day.

The Russian said, "We were the first in space!"

The American said, "We were the first on the moon!"

The blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!"

The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. "You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the Russian.

The blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!"

2007-11-10 00:10:56 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

10 answers

that is great, where did you find that one, i love it.

2007-11-10 00:13:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The blonde was Irish when I fist heard the joke about 40 years ago. Then I heard it again in the US and she was Polish, then in Ireland and she was from County Cork.

Which reminds me - Did you hear about the Englishman who woke up to find the house full of aeroplanes - he had left the landing light on.

2007-11-10 08:30:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Not a bad one but it's kind of stupid.

2007-11-10 08:15:19 · answer #3 · answered by Antara 3 · 0 0

LOL! where going at night

2007-11-10 08:16:10 · answer #4 · answered by ✿QT✿ 3 · 0 0

That was pretty funny....I got a chuckle out of it....so "Yay"

2007-11-10 08:13:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Not as good as your others, but still good

2007-11-10 09:03:30 · answer #6 · answered by steven m 7 · 0 0

who turned the light out.lol

2007-11-10 08:18:55 · answer #7 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0 0

I think it's funny. Not extra funny, but funny.

2007-11-10 08:13:48 · answer #8 · answered by staceylynn1913 2 · 0 0

cool

2007-11-10 08:19:54 · answer #9 · answered by chelsea s 2 · 0 0

lol that's alright

2007-11-10 08:14:08 · answer #10 · answered by Secret Cola Ninja 4 · 0 0

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