...do we press harder on a remote control when we know the
batteries are going dead?
...do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds"
when they know there is not enough money?
...does someone believe you when you say there are four
billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
...does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but duck
when the bad guy throws the empty revolver at him?
...did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
...was an "S" in put the word "lisp"?
...is it if people evolved from apes, that there are still
apes?
...is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the
bubbles are always white?
...do people keep running over a string a dozen times with
their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine
it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
...is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your
first try?
2007-11-09 22:22:02 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
...is it possible for those dead bugs to get into enclosed
light fixtures?
...is it when we are in the checkout line supermarket and
someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes
for doing so, we say, "It's all right."?
Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That
hurt, you stupid idiot!!"?
...is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's
falling off the table you always manage to knock something
else over?
...is it that in winter we try to keep the house as warm as
it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
...do you never hear father-in-law jokes?
And last but not least...
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons
is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of
your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's
you.
2007-11-09 22:22:34 · update #1
risuta:yeap of course I am !I admire your knowledge !
2007-11-10 02:06:33 · update #2
great you made me actually think this early
2007-11-09 23:02:19 · answer #1 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like every single one of these especially the one about the apes. your right, funny. I have one to add, why is is when we smell something bad we say to the person next to us " eew smell this?'
2007-11-09 22:32:44 · answer #2 · answered by jennifer p 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Excellent! Especially loved the last one....got me thinking! Ha ha!
2007-11-09 22:42:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hehe! Good one! By the way, are you greek? Because Panos is a greek name! (Panagiotis------> Panos.)
2007-11-09 22:46:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha i liked the last one
2007-11-09 22:27:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
those were so funny i can relate to all of them i love it thank you ♥
2007-11-09 22:39:31 · answer #6 · answered by dizzydi 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very good clever funny and true
2007-11-10 01:00:11 · answer #7 · answered by mal 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-11-09 23:11:33 · answer #8 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-11-09 22:27:08 · answer #9 · answered by Zozoo 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
All true and I don't know why.
2007-11-09 22:34:12 · answer #10 · answered by Trish 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋