Lulu was a prostitute, but she
didn't want her grandma to know. One day, the police
raided a group of prostitutes at a sex party in a hotel, and
Lulu was among them. The police took them outside and had
all the prostitutes line up along the driveway when suddenly,
Lulu's grandma came by and saw her. Grandma asked,
"Why are you standing in line here, dear?"
Not willing to let her grandmother know the truth, Lulu
told her grandmother that the policemen were passing out
free oranges and she was just lining up for some.
"Why, that's awfully nice of them. I think I'll
get some for myself, " Grandma said, and she proceeded
to the back of the line.
A policeman was going down the line asking for information
from all the prostitutes. When he got to Grandma, he was
bewildered and exclaimed, "Wow, still going at it
at your age? How do you do it?"
Grandma replied, "Oh, it's easy, dear. I just
take my dentures out, rip the skin back and suck them dry."
2007-11-09 21:28:52 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Brilliant!!! Now is say you have a good taste in jokes :)
Keep em going!!
xxx thx for the laugh, have a star
2007-11-09 22:04:21 · answer #1 · answered by blue*dude 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-10 05:42:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Disgustingly funny :)
2007-11-10 05:57:00 · answer #3 · answered by Juzzy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
agahahahaaahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
grandmas a bit lost
2007-11-10 05:35:28 · answer #4 · answered by MumToBe♥ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny star4u
2007-11-10 06:03:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
VERY GOOD 10
2007-11-10 05:48:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Euwww!!!
2007-11-10 05:34:46 · answer #7 · answered by Hatters 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow granny, it's cool!!!!
2007-11-10 06:38:05 · answer #8 · answered by Kr 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha,10, *.,brilliant.
2007-11-10 06:36:13 · answer #9 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny and nice to read..
2007-11-10 06:07:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋