The Day the Penis asked for a Raise?

Question

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labor.
I work at great depths.
I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
I work in a damp environment.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
Sincerely,





P. Niss

The Response





Dear Penis:
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
You do not work 8 hours straight.
You fall asleep after brief work periods.
You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.
You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the
correct protective clothing.
You will retire well before you are 65.
You are unable to work double shifts.
You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task.
And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.
Sincerely,

V. Gina

Answer 1

ROFPML.
Who would want an employee like that?! ;)

Answer 2

Oh, poor dear, poor, poor, POOR penis, or can i call you dick.
Working in a dark, disgusting, smelly, soggy thing all day. Running up and down the tunnel, working day after and night after night. you deserve a nice day off. A two day vacation to Disneyland or Wild waves. Perhaps sick of the same damp, smelly, empty room you have to work in everyday or even a couple times a day. I pity you, i really do. How can you handle such a disgusting work space like the vagina? isn't the air

Answer 3

I'm with you man. Where's my salary, Yet some time's i have shift with a different employee. We share a lot in common. We both are very long, have both experienced working in a damp cave and we are almost identical. He also has the same name as me but he prefers to be called Dick even though he's a truly ween-er inside.

Answer 4

Funny! 10!

Answer 5

What more raise do you ask for, when you're always given a raise before doing your job.

Answer 6

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very much true , and by the way can i consider a second thought by granting his request , anyway he makes me happy everytime i told him to work

Answer 7

Thats hilarious, never heard it before

Answer 8

Has the makin's of a great movie.

Answer 9

ha ha ha

Answer 10

Good stuff. I giggled.