Is there a black hole where all the socks go.
I thought i was going mad but its true they vanish.
I read a book about it once is it a world wide issue or is it realy just me....he he he what a n odd question
2007-11-09 19:50:52 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Science & Mathematics ➔ Alternative ➔ Paranormal Phenomena
Thanks for all the answers they made me smile,lol
2007-11-11 04:08:48 · update #1
Are you mental? Don't you know about the sock monster?
His name is Bernard and he waits until you are snoring (except you don't, of course). He comes in with his mayonaise and some toast and eats them-he tries to keep quiet because the toast is so crunchy.
Afterwards, Bernie feels a bit guilty, so he folds some of your clothes.
Just wait 'til Christmas and think of all the stockings he's gonna eat!
2007-11-09 20:05:23 · answer #1 · answered by johnstonemac 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I think its about time we had a national government enquiry about this. I am of the opinion that aliens come in the night to steal our socks, but not in pairs, the socks I mean. I think this is an attempt to drive us all mad with paranoia, unless you have my socks and its a world wide conspiracy to drive us both mad - maybe its an experiment and we are the victims.
So come clean, have you got my Robbie Williams and Dr Who socks, then we can swap them all back. Must say yours look slightly worse of the wear, so you m ay not want them back.
2007-11-10 17:35:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
first, you have to figure out which foot the sock is missing from. You may have a chemical reaction going on with either the left or the right foot. one of your feet has been releasing a chemical that begins to break down the material the sock is made from. Then when you place it in the washer with water and soap, it finishes desolving the sock completely. My advice, figure out which foot is releasing the chemical acids, then have it treated. Once your foot is treated, it will not release any more chemicals and your socks will not disolve any more. Try it!
2007-11-10 01:56:19 · answer #3 · answered by nuff said 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
There is a sock monster, he lives under my house
He's very very sneaky, like an underground grouse
I buy socs all the time, but I hang one of a pair on the line
I have never ever seen him, yet I am sure he lives here
otherwise my question is clear
Where do all my socks go? How come they disapear?
I am yelled at for being lazy it reduces me to tears
And I am sure he has a brother I am committed in my belief
and I know who he is - he's the underpants thief
For they disapear too and I don't know where they go
And I am sure I will meet both of them one day
And I will say " I told you so".
2007-11-09 20:19:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Socks are small items that are affected strongly by neutrinos given off by the Sun (small fast moving sub atomic particles). Neutrinos blast through your washing machine and blast through the Earths crust taking the socks with them. The socks materialise on the other side of the world in other peoples draws or washing machines.
In Australia there isn't a problem of missing socks, quite the opposite..over there they are always finding EXTRA socks in their washing machines!!!
2007-11-09 20:17:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
There may just be a black hole where the socks disappear...but then...
I had a kitty one time just about eat one of my socks..it was pretty well full of holes my the time kitty got done with it.
They may disappear in a spacial inter-phase and reappear someplace near Tholian Space.
2007-11-10 13:43:59 · answer #6 · answered by Shaula 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a conspiracy that companies like Hanes and Fruit of the Loom worked out with all the appliance companies. "Make machines that eat socks. We'll give you a cut of all our new sock sales".
Haven't you ever wondered where all that lint in the screen REALLY comes from? It's exhaust from the sock mulcher in the bottom of the machine!
Hehehe.
2007-11-09 20:18:18 · answer #7 · answered by tarot_frog 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I used to all the time, but I haven't lost a sock since I've lived alone. I am convinced the chance of losing a sock increases with each new person you add to a household.
2007-11-10 03:26:48 · answer #8 · answered by Peter D 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Well so far my best answer vote would go to
"Not me" and "I don't Know"
However, does no one remember the show "Married With Children" ?
The socks are taken by aliens to fuel their space ships.
Contrary to what most believe the socks are actually abducted before they reach the washer because the foot fumes are the much needed fuel.
2007-11-10 04:52:16 · answer #9 · answered by psiexploration 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
To a place up in the sky called 'sock heaven'.
It's not just you, it's an issue of worldwide significance!
2007-11-10 11:04:28 · answer #10 · answered by Nelly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋