2007-11-09 18:44:01 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
GIT!! ME!! OUTA HERE!!!!!!!!!!
2007-11-09 18:51:51 · answer #1 · answered by hamoh10 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, I suppose that depends on what Hell is really like. I know most people assume the old Fire and Brimestone thing, but I'm thoroughly convinced that Hell is actually a recreation of McDonald's Playland on a Cold Saturday Afternoon.
Imagine it.....50 kids in a room build for 20, the smell of burger grease, ketchup and dirty diapers in the air. Your table is covered in someone else's left over refuse, and is coated in a sticky mixture of spilled soda and ground up McNuggets. In the background, just faintly audible past the screams, squeels and tantrums of the children, you can hear the latest 'Kid's Classic's' CD, playing over and over and over again, the children emotionlessly chanting the lyrics to 'the wheels on the bus' and 'Bingo'.....forever.
oh, I forgot, someone's kid always pee's down the slide. Can't forget that gem.
Now, if this is the case I'd be texting.....
OMG I WS Right, Hell rly is McD's plyland! REEEEPPPENT while U have Time!
2007-11-09 19:06:52 · answer #2 · answered by lapis 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
incredibly. I hate them and swear i will never very own one. i locate it pretty impolite for persons who're continuously on their telephone or texting others while in a social situation. I have not any situation telling those that they are impolite and devoid of manners. I definitely have been invited out by making use of pals and then they spend the excellent time on their stupid telephone, i've got left the region. when I asked why i grew to become into leaving I tell the reality: "i did no longer pop out with you to hearken to you communicate and textual content fabric different persons the excellent time. once you definitely p.c. to pass to with me enable me understand. once you're able to have the ability to instruct off your telephone call me from a land line and doubtless we are able to attempt this returned." human beings get it, yet you're able to be able to desire to be blunt, no person-friendly experience at the instant.
2017-01-06 11:05:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't believe that any of them will get a chance to text.
See, it's Hell,
They are meant to suffer.
Thus, though cell phones are allowed, they were only given one.
And they've been fighting over it ever since.
2007-11-09 18:53:27 · answer #4 · answered by The Chronicler 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Repent
2007-11-09 20:29:20 · answer #5 · answered by repent 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The cell phones never stop ringing but you can never get a network.
2007-11-09 19:00:42 · answer #6 · answered by Y!A-FOOL 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Don't make the same mistake I have made." That's what I would wish they said. Probably they would text us curses toward God and damn Him for their presence in hell.
2007-11-09 19:05:37 · answer #7 · answered by LeslieAnn 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Существует не царица небес, как было сказано. Это чисто fabribcation церкви, великой блудницы
2007-11-09 18:53:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
of course..texting is very addicting...and since they have nothing to do all day except sit and suffer, why not text to help the time pass...i have gotten some strange texts lately, regarding astrology..maybe its the damned reaching out to me...
2007-11-09 18:48:02 · answer #9 · answered by tyler durden 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
They would be yelling at each other because they wouldn't have reception.If they did they would text "I got salsa,bring chips and ice,love you and see you soon"Hows that?
Edit:"They kicked Bush out of here yesterday,is he there?"
2007-11-09 18:50:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
they would probably be put to work by the wireless companies to text out spam to those who don't have texting plans...
2007-11-09 18:49:39 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋