Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife
Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor
Thou shalt not steal
Thou shalt not commit adultery
Thou shalt not murder
Honor thy Father and Mother
Remember the Sabbath and keep it holy
Thou shalt not make wrongful use of the name of thy God
Thou shalt have no other gods before me
ect.
2007-11-09 17:01:10 · 17 answers · asked by Godzilla Gal 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
prove that you are a priest and then maybe i will tell ya
2007-11-09 18:08:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife - yep
2Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor - yes
3Thou shalt not steal - probably
4Thou shalt not commit adultery - oh yeah
5Thou shalt not murder - not so much
6Honor thy Father and Mother - yep
7Remember the Sabbath and keep it holy - sort of
8Thou shalt not make wrongful use of the name of thy God - oh yeah
9Thou shalt have no other gods before me - well only occasionally
I'm going with lying to my parents , about having sex (and I'm sure I took the lords name) with my girlfriend who was (unknown to me at the time, married) to my neighbor (two doors down) and at which point I was cursing (again with the swearing), We had sex when by all rights we should have been at church since it was Sunday morning and why I had an argument with my parents.
I'm not sure if I ever paid my brother back for the condoms I "borrowed".
So short of actually killing someone, I'd say that pretty much covers the base - and I'd pretty much do it all again.
2007-11-10 01:29:05 · answer #2 · answered by Mark T 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Last week while I was bearing false witness, I accidentally stole something while I was coveting my neighbor's husband,
and as I was running back home [so I would not get caught] I tripped over the fence and fell, and I took the Lord's name in vain...
and it all happened on the Sabbath day... Ooops!
I lost count... but it appears about 6 or 7...
Ooops a daisy!
: )
xoxox
2007-11-10 01:17:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, I had a threesome with my neighbor's wife (1) after convincing her he was cheating on her (2) and I definitely used the lords' name in vain (8) a bunch toward the end. I just had to steal these sweet cufflinks of his on the way (3) back to my wife (4). Lied about the whole thing to my folks (6) while I was on the was to my local devil-worshipping (10) chapel. This all happened on a sunday (7) too....
At least I didn't kill anyone!!
2007-11-10 01:08:00 · answer #4 · answered by the waterbourne AM 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I've probably lied on the sabbath, and took his name in vain, while checking out the *** on somebody elses husband.
So, 4. I don't steal, commit adultery, murder, yadda yadda yadda.
And when you think about it, the whole sabbath one, the using the lords name in vain and checking out somebodies ***, all actually, don't hurt a dam thing.
As a side note, How Great Thou Art really needs to know when to stop preaching for 1 min and just answer a silly question with it's silly answer.
2007-11-10 01:14:22 · answer #5 · answered by fifimsp3 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
First one would have to believe they can be broken . if they aren't sensible it doesn't even matter. for instance how can one break the first commandment if there really is no god .
answer: they can't .As far as the others go I am very strict in my ethical being and breaking them is extremely unlikely. I pride myself on keeping my integrity intact. on the other hand if you are fooled into believing in a god that doesn't exist then you are lying to yourself and that would be breaking false witness against a neighbor in the strictest sense of the word.
2007-11-10 01:11:40 · answer #6 · answered by dogpatch USA 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Um, lesseee, Coveted the wife, committed adultery with her, dissed Mom & Dad, always say screw the sabbath, screw god too, don't have gods at all, does that count? Gee, even an atheist isn't coming close to breaking them all, guess it takes a believer!
2007-11-10 01:06:39 · answer #7 · answered by Brent Y 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You left out Thou shalt not seethe a kid in his mother's milk.
God hates that.
See, first you have to pick which ten commandments, there's three sets. And they don't match. Plus which version of the Bible, again, they don't match.
Infallible god...funny.
2007-11-10 01:17:35 · answer #8 · answered by E. F. Hutton 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It doesn't matter the past, it is the present, are we willing to Repent and change, Do we know that Jesus Christ went to the cross for our sins, and took them all on, took our punishment in our place on that cross, Do we know that Jesus did this out of mercy for us,so we don't have to be seperated from God, And our we ready to ask for forgiveness and invite The Holy Spirit into our lives, we should not go around and judge, better yet, become new in Christ.
2007-11-10 01:14:40 · answer #9 · answered by Lynn C 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
6
1) I had sex with my boyfriend, 2.)we stole the condoms from my best friend 3.) My parents dont want me having sex 4.) we did it on a sunday after church 5.) There were cries of "oh god" 6.) I'm a complete atheist
2007-11-10 01:09:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Damn near all of them except you can only break the Sabbath day one once a week. I've never killed though I have thought about it at great lengths.
2007-11-10 01:05:40 · answer #11 · answered by Dethklok 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋