Father Shamus O'Malley in a small Irish village loved the rooster and ten hens he kept in the hen house behind the church.
One Sunday morning before mass, he went to feed the birds and discovered that the c*ck was missing. He knew about c*ck fights in the village, so he questioned his parishioners in church.
During mass, he asked the congregation, "Has anybody got a c*ck?"
All the men stood up.
"No, no," he said, "That wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a c*ck?"
All the women stood up.
"No, no," he said, "That wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a c*ck that doesn't belong to them?"
Half the women stood up.
"No, no," he said, "That wasn't what I meant".
Finally Father O'Malley said "Has anybody seen MY c*ck?"
Sixteen altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up
2007-11-09 16:38:09 · 18 answers · asked by jockman432004 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yeah hope u dont mind me passing it on do u ?
2007-11-09 21:04:53 · answer #1 · answered by fozz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yuckety-yuckity-yuckyty-yoik! Quite topical!
2007-11-10 01:47:25 · answer #2 · answered by LELAND 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Lol ewwww, great joke, especially on a kinda "hot topic" this year.
Woah that goat musta had some explaining to his wife to do....
2007-11-10 00:50:47 · answer #3 · answered by BlckPdf 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
morning jock
btw it was hilarious lmao
the goat at the end was so funny
have a deserved star.
2007-11-10 03:53:52 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol, the goat :) i bet that goat is going to get a smack on the bottom from his mother!
2007-11-10 01:56:02 · answer #5 · answered by Your A DWARF ON STILTS!!! 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes I thought it was funny. I believe you have to have an open mind for any joke.
2007-11-10 00:43:42 · answer #6 · answered by Justme 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋
nope, didnt laugh. But ill probably tell it to other people and laugh then. I rarely laugh when im alone.
2007-11-10 00:41:56 · answer #7 · answered by David Parker 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes I did laugh.
Thank You.
2007-11-10 00:43:47 · answer #8 · answered by bobalo9 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-11-10 10:26:44 · answer #9 · answered by mal 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I laughed untill i had to run to the loo!!!!
loved it!!!
STAR!!!
2007-11-10 04:23:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋