Do any of you have a good punchline for this joke? If so, would you please share it?
God Tom & Danny are stranded on an island....
Thanks so much!
2007-11-09 15:54:55 · 14 answers · asked by tom m 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
while stranded on an island God wants to enlighten Tom and Danny. He ask: "when someone falls down from the top of the highest church but he is not injured at all, what do we call this?"
"an accidental phenomena" Tom answers
"Maybe you don't understand what i mean. Think about it again. If a person falls from a high building for the second time and again he is unscathed, what would you call it?"
"Luck" answered Danny
"Think again, if this guy falls down from the same place for the third time and is still not harmed in anyway, what would you call that?"
"That would make it a bad habit!" Tom answers.
hope you like it......
2007-11-09 16:18:34 · answer #1 · answered by ma.liza "blue" 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One day there was this guy named Tom that thought he was a god, Tommy was with his dog Danny, they were in this little bedroom I mean Island he was grounded I mean stranded then, Danny the dog, poop all over the carpet I mean the grass and god tom got sick to his stomach and begun to throw up out to the bedroom door I mean the ocean but the parents I mean the sharks came and and...spank, I mean eat him up and he was taken into the basement, I mean into the depths of the ocean, and make him get everything to clean up I mean and he hated his dog from then on I mean nobody knew of him nor his dog anymore after that.
2007-11-10 01:03:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
God say's to Tom and Danny: "Help! I've forsaken this Island and I can't get off"
2007-11-10 00:00:46 · answer #3 · answered by keyofdeborah 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God Tom made a miracle and got them off the island
2007-11-09 23:57:55 · answer #4 · answered by snooky106106 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so Danny said, "God! You look awful! How come you're stranded here too, if you really are who you claim to be on your business card?"
2007-11-10 00:01:54 · answer #5 · answered by Julia C 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and god eats danny, that can go two different ways depending on whether danny is a guy or a female
2007-11-09 23:58:00 · answer #6 · answered by adeet 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Once there was a guy named Bruno and his friend Mike...
Bruno: Hey why did you say my face looked like a monkey?
Mike:i didn't say that your face looked like a monkey i said the monkey looked just like your face. See?
2nd Joke:
Once there was a hunchback and his friend...
Hunchback:Hey im sick of people calling me Hunchy, Hunchback boy, etc...
Friend: well try learning Karate be a black belt os they wont make fun of you.
Months Later...
Friend: so how did it go?
Hunchback:well they dont call my hunchy or hunchback anymore.
Friend:really?
Hunchback:yeah now they call me ninja turtle.
2007-11-10 00:05:51 · answer #7 · answered by allen jay 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
they went crazy after a while and finally decided to take the ferry back to NYC
2007-11-09 23:58:46 · answer #8 · answered by Wil 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the end
2007-11-09 23:58:14 · answer #9 · answered by Lore 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes i have a few good ideas
2007-11-09 23:57:35 · answer #10 · answered by daz r 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋