the ChuckNorrisaurus roundhouse kicked them and killed them all?
2007-11-09 15:44:33 · 13 answers · asked by going postal 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
fed up - if you don't like the question then skip it
2007-11-09 15:49:09 · update #1
No, Chuck Norris threatened to roundhouse kick one of the dinosaurs and that scared all the dinasours so much they made themselves extinct.
2007-11-09 15:50:29 · answer #1 · answered by Jen 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
The dinosaur doctors gave them medicines that had nasty side effects like vomiting and depression and sexual side effects. The dinosaurs threw up everything they ate - so some starved. They couldn't have sex anymore so when they died they didn't have any offspring to take their place. All the other symptoms got them so depressed that they just gave up on life and becamse extinct. Poor dinosaurs.
2016-04-03 05:04:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris and Vikings.
2007-11-09 18:09:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Man and Dinosaurs walked the earth together.. So, Chuck might of been the bad guy then
2007-11-09 15:53:18 · answer #4 · answered by jadamgrd 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
There were no dinosaurs. The Bible says that the world is only six millenia and change old. Science says that dinosaurs existed millions of years ago.
I've proven dinosaurs to be imaginary. Yay.
2007-11-09 15:48:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 5⤋
Either that, or they died from boredom from reading all the Chuck Norris questions...
2007-11-09 15:50:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Most likely. it's probably documented somewhere in the Darwin Theory of Evolution.
2007-11-09 15:47:39 · answer #7 · answered by SuperGurl78 3 · 1⤊ 4⤋
the next meteor will take care of Norris as well .
2007-11-09 15:57:25 · answer #8 · answered by dogpatch USA 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
whatever lets move on to the serious questions
2007-11-09 15:48:10 · answer #9 · answered by just because 5 · 1⤊ 4⤋
Sure why not.
2007-11-09 15:47:11 · answer #10 · answered by didderjiddit 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋