Marketing Concepts?

Question

A Professor at one of the IIMs was explaining marketing concepts to the Students:


1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: "I am very rich.
"Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing"



2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a
gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and
pointing at you says: "He's very rich.
"Marry him." -That's Advertising"


3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and get her telephone number. The next day, you
call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich.
"Marry me - That's Telemarketing"


4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up
and straighten your tie, you
walk up to her and pour
her a drink, you open the door (of the car)for her,
pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and
then say:"By the way, I'm rich. Will you
"Marry Me?" - That's Public Relations"


5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks
up to you and says:"You are very rich!
"Can you marry ! me?" - That's Brand Recognition"


6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you
a nice hard slap on your face. -
"That's Customer Feedback"


7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she
introduces you to her husband. -
"That's demand and supply gap"


8. You see a gorgeous girl at a
party. You go up to
her and before you say anything, another person come
and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she
goes with him -
"That's competition eating into your market share"



9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your
wife arrives. -
"That's restriction for entering new markets"

Answer 1

.... and if u go to a party,see a gorgeous girl and before u say anything, she comes & tell u "u r very smart, will u enroll yourself in my marriage bereau?"
...what is that?......
..
..product finding a new usage! OR
..innovative customer finds new application!

Answer 2

Very good way to teach marketing. Only negative point is at sl no. 9, where one is married and committing the folly to offer for marriage. This seems the offerer is allowed to marry more than one, and then there is no restriction to enter the market. And one more is missed in these marketing lessons. And that is 10th. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And before she could decide either way to tell her mind, you bring out a Gun from your belt and just take her with you for your marriage. That is called Free Territory, as USA has been doing with the world over.

Answer 3

You go to a party and see a gorgeous girl and u go near her and say i am very rich ,will u marry me ,some how she agrees and u bring her home and find that all ur wealth is taken away by your ex...,this is "infiltration."

Answer 4

my answer to this question is depend on the situation where it is necessary applicable on that intervals;anyway i want to help a poorest woman because i'm mr love in the world.Riches is not very important.but the breath that God gave it to me and you is more important and is the profit in markerting.Breathing is the profit and the real riches in the world.

Answer 5

It seems you are a good teacher of marketing. How many caharacters do you have. On one hand you are lawyer and talks about personal matter and on the other hand you are marketing professional. carry on

Answer 6

Good one nice way to teach marketing

Answer 7

very very interesting and easy way of understanding the marketing ofcourse. Another fact which lies here is males have to market themselves to attract girls.

Answer 8

Very interesting, through a girl you teach us a good lesson.

Answer 9

Funs like this standard is a must to boost up u in this problematic and mechanical world. This type of fun will definitely bring a sweet smile on your face. thanks. carry on.

Answer 10

Great joke!

Being a commerce student i enjoyed it a lot!

:)