This older couple is out in the yard working on projects. As the wife is bent over pulling weeds, the husband notices and glances her way. "Dang honey," he observes, "I'll bet your a** is as big as our grill!" So he proceeds to use his tape measure to verify his claim. Later on that evening as the two are lying in bed, the Mr. decides to see if he can get a little. The wife rolls over and replies "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big a** grill for one little weenie?"
2007-11-09 15:38:57 · 31 answers · asked by Mike R 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Been awhile since I heard it, but it's still funny.
Here's another one for the ladies.
Wife tells her husband she plans to go shopping.
"What are you going to buy?" he asks.
"I need a new bra."
He says, "Why? You don't have anything to put in it."
She says, "You wear shorts, don't you?"
2007-11-09 16:01:47 · answer #1 · answered by Nigel8ball 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
I liked this joke.
I also like how so many people are getting on you for posting in the wrong section when THEY are posting in the wrong section.
2007-11-10 00:30:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing. "Damn, that was stupid," she thought as she fell. "What a way to die."
As she passed the 14th floor, a man standing at his railing caught her in his arms.
While she looked at him in disbelieving gratitude, he asked, "Do you suck?"
"No!" she shrieked, aghast.
So, he dropped her.
As she passed the 12th floor, another man reached out and caught her. "Do you screw?" he asked.
"Of course not!" she exclaimed before she could stop herself.
He dropped her, too.
The poor woman prayed to God for one more chance. As luck would have it, she was caught a third time, by a man on the eighth floor. "I suck! I screw!" she screamed in panic.
"S1ut!" he said, and dropped her.
2007-11-10 00:05:37 · answer #3 · answered by allenh2_05_90 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I love this joke, I got it in my email a couple months back. Hilarious!
2007-11-09 23:45:37 · answer #4 · answered by chris 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's cute! Go Granny!!
2007-11-09 23:41:41 · answer #5 · answered by My Thoughts U Can't Decode 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
thats one kick a$$ grannie
2007-11-10 00:02:09 · answer #6 · answered by Kristen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can't believe people dont get this,
hahahaha good one
2007-11-10 01:55:37 · answer #7 · answered by dommn8r 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
when you copy and paste don't change anything for it will just make the whole joke useless...but the original joke is funny not this jokes (your version of it)
2007-11-09 23:44:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Lame, but it's OK don't discourage keep trying, maybe you'll get lucky
2007-11-09 23:42:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Thats funny LOL. You have to post more.
2007-11-09 23:44:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋