Should I be a member of The Church of Chuck Norris (Norrisism)
or a member of The Church of Latter-Day Geckos?
2007-11-09 15:02:07 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I would highly advise joining Norissism.
Ldg is a viable option, but their diety is a 6 inch tall gecko with a punny british accent.
Actualy the gecko's name was orrigionaly kamado dragon, but then Chuck Norris started his own insurane company, and geico has been lead by a pathertic tiny lizzard eversense in order to prevent a death-by-roundhouse-kick incident of their CEO. Norris' company has never been heard of before due to the fact that a lethal round house kick is the only thing that chuck norris can give you after you crash your car.
Unfortunatly to process to convert to norrisism is hard to complete. An average of 98% of potential converts die from the rigourus trials of norissism, or from the sheer glory of chuck.
The remaining two percent become one of Chuck's followers- masters of stealth, power, and teh abality to kill some one easily. Ninja is the commmon term for theese kind of people.
2007-11-12 20:45:07 · answer #1 · answered by chrisdchambers 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a toss up. Norris is wicked cool and can kick you a**, but that gecko has a cockney accent.
Just toss a coin, either way you win!!
2007-11-09 23:06:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Clever but not my style. I suppose they deserve a dose of their own humor.
2007-11-10 14:03:07 · answer #3 · answered by rac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
geckos... never solve with violence what you can solve by switching to geico >.>;
2007-11-09 23:06:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋