Which Yo Momma Jokes is the funniest out of these?

Question

Yo momma's so poor I asked her what's for dinner and she pulled out a gun and said Next one who moves

Yo momma's so old she knew Mr Clean when he had an afro

Yo momma's so dumb I put a ScratchNSniff sticker on the bottom of the pool and she drowned

Yo momma's so dumb if you gave her a penny for her intelligence you'd get change

Yo momma's so dumb she went on Double Dare and when they asked her name she said I think Ill take the physical challenge

Yo momma's so dumb she thought 50 cent was a cheap payperview.

Yo momma's so poor I walked into her home asked if I could use her toilet and she said Sure thing its 4th tree on your right

Yo momma's so poor when I rang the doorbell she leaned out the window and said DING DONG

Yo momma's so fat I saw a picture of her in a magazine on page 4 5 6 7 and 8

Yo momma's so fat I had to take 2 planes 3 buses and 5 cabs just to get on her good side

Yo momma's so fat on a scale of 1 to 10 she's a 747

Yo momma's so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon

Yo momma's so fat she goes to a restaurant looks at the menu and says Okay

Yo momma's so fat she gets clothes in three sizes: extra fat jumbo and ohmygoditscomingtowardsus

Yo momma's so fat she makes Free Willy look like a TicTac

Yo momma's so fat she steps on a scale and it said one at a time please

Yo momma's so fat the animals at the zoo feed her

Answer 1

Yo momma's so poor I asked her what's for dinner and she pulled out a gun and said Next one who moves

Now that's a BAD Mama. :O

Answer 2

I like this the best:

Yo momma's so fat I saw a picture of her in a magazine on page 4 5 6 7 and 8

However, she stopped going to the gym 5 days a week so ,

Yo momma's so fat they can no longer show her off in print!

Answer 3

There's a zillion of these things. I'll throw out 10. Maybe there are some here you haven't heard?

1) Yo mama so fat she thinks Rosie O'Donnell is skinny.
2) Yo mama so fat that when she sits around the house... she sits around the house.
3) Yo mama so fat that when she swims in the ocean she leaves a ring around the shore.
4) Yo mama so ugly she has to sneak up on a glass to get a drink of water.
5) Yo mama so ugly when she was born the doctor slapped her daddy.
6) Yo mama so ugly when she was brought to the hospital her daddy shot the stark.
7) Yo mama so fat that when she get in the tub the water says, "Come ooonnnn!"
8) Yo mama so ugly she hires out as a scare crow.
9) Yo mama so dumb she thinks George Washington crossed the Delaware because he had a girl in Jersey.
10) Yo mama so dumb when she was asked to spell Mississippi, she asked, "The River or the State?"
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Answer 4

Yo momma is so short she ought to desire to stroll under a mattress with extreme heels. yo momma is so previous she lifted up her breast and a pilgrim fell out yo momma is so fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles

Answer 5

Yo momma's so poor when I rang the doorbell she leaned out the window and said DING DONG
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
thats the only one that made me laugh

Answer 6

"Yo momma's so dumb if you gave her a penny for her intelligence you'd get change" and "Yo momma's so fat she steps on a scale and it said one at a time please" are the best!

Theyre all pretty good though.
Do you watch that program on mtv where they have all the yo momma jokes and it has the guy who plays fez from that 70's show on it? Its realy funny

Answer 7

Yo momma's so poor when I rang the doorbell she leaned out the window and said DING DONG

Answer 8

Yo momma's so dumb if you gave her a penny for her intelligence you'd get change

=P

Answer 9

here are the top 3

#1Yo momma's so fat she gets clothes in three sizes: extra fat jumbo and ohmygoditscomingtowardsus

#2Yo momma's so fat the animals at the zoo feed her

#3Yo momma's so fat she steps on a scale and it said one at a time please

Answer 10

i liked the 5th one:
Yo momma's so dumb she went on Double Dare and when they asked her name she said I think Ill take the physical challenge