Pls star if it is...Thx.
An evangelical preacher stands before his congregation and claims to have the power from God to heal people's ailments. He asks for two volunteers.
A man raises his hand and says "Mych naaame ish Slarry, I've alsways hach a schpeaking probchlem."
Another man raises his hand and says "My name is Stan, and since I was a young boy, I've been on crutches."
So the preacher tell Larry and Stan to walk up to the alter and stand behind a screen, so that everyone can send their healing energy to the men behind the screen.
Everyone sends their prayers and energy to Stan and Larry. Then the preacher tells Stan to throw his crutches over the screen.
One crutch goes over the screen, followed by the other.
Then the preacher says, "Now, Larry speak to us!!"
And Larry says.....
"Slchtan fell slchdown."
2007-11-09
14:31:35
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