You're so ulgy that when you were born, the doctor slapped you momma!
2007-11-09 14:17:49 · 42 answers · asked by Hot Coco Puff 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I just heard it for the first time in my life just now - wooo, I am STILL laughing!
2007-11-09 14:21:13 · update #1
lmao a good one! a classic (offensive AND funny)
You laugh and then you're like "wait, wat u jus sed about my moms?"
here's another
Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!
2007-11-09 14:22:32 · answer #1 · answered by Narcissa K 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Your mama is so fat that last time your momma went to get a tan at the beach people were yelling "Free Willy got stuck on the sand again!"
2007-11-09 14:20:46 · answer #2 · answered by VegasPapi 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yo momma's so fat, when she went on a cruise her bed was a sheet stretched ovah the Atlantic Ocean.
2007-11-09 14:22:11 · answer #3 · answered by abnm 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Yo Mama So Ugly
she put the Boogie man outta business.
she make Michael Jackson look like Brad Pitt
when she wobbles down the street in September, folk say, "Damn it, can't believe it's Halloween already..."
when she applied for the ugly contest they told her 'NO Professionals'
she looked out her window and was arrested for indecent exposure!
minutes after she was born her Mother shouted 'What a treasure!" and her Poppa said "Yes, now let's go and bury her..."
they push her face into the dough mixture when making Monster cookies.
when they took her to the Beautician it took 10 hours....and that was just for the quote!
yer Daddy takes her to work each day so he doesny have to kiss her goodbye...
she put Marilyn Manson out of business.
she was a guard at Snake Mountain
they knew what time she was born cuz her face stopped the clock...
even Harry Knowles refused to date her.
they embalmed her face on a box of super-strength laxatives and sold it empty!
she gets 364 extra days just to dress up for Halloween.
Tony Blair moved Halloween to her birthday.
you papa throws the ugly stick and she goes fetches it every time.
she scared the stitching outta Frankenstein.
we had to tie a steak round her neck so the dogs would play with her.
I heard yer Father first met her at the Zoo.
her shadow gave up.
people at the Zoo pay cash so they DON't have to see her...
her mom had to be Pissed drunk just to breast feed her.
when born, the doctors had to fit her incubator with tinted windows.
hotel managers use her picture to keep away the Rats.
instead of round the ankles, they put the Bungee Jumping cord round her neck.
they gave her a middle name...'accident'.
she fell out of the Ugly Tree, hitting every branch on the way down.
when she walked into the Haunted House, she came back out with a Job Application!
even Slicky Willy Clinton refused to sleep with her...
when she was born the Doc smacked her face.
2007-11-09 14:21:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
"yo mama's so fat it takes two buses and a train just to get on her good side" "yo mama's so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion" pick up line; "miss you must be leaving the country" "why?" "because your packin that much @ss"
2016-04-03 04:53:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No because telling jokes is one of the things that got me into trouble today. There's other stuff too, but I'm not going to get into that.
2007-11-09 14:20:38 · answer #6 · answered by prophet4000 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
HAHA that's funny. original.
HERES 1 0F MY FAVES::
Yo Mama so ugly, I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application.
2007-11-09 14:32:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma so fat that when I rolled over I was still on top!
2007-11-09 14:30:18 · answer #8 · answered by DeathlyRat 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."
2007-11-09 14:22:03 · answer #9 · answered by Abbey Road 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
that is like the stupidest thing i have ever heard in my life '' yo momma jokes are retarded''
2007-11-09 14:21:25 · answer #10 · answered by Cassie 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Yo momma is so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale
thanks for the laugh star!
-princess xoxox
2007-11-09 14:21:20 · answer #11 · answered by cbabysnugglebunny 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋