2007-11-09 14:02:05 · 29 answers · asked by I'/\/\AZILLA2 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
IMA BEE: This is the first question I've asked since yesterday. WTF are you talking about? Loser.
2007-11-09 14:08:57 · update #1
Have Him come in a stealth plane. Or we could distract the terrorists by showing them something shiny. That usually distracts me.
2007-11-09 14:21:00 · answer #1 · answered by Purdey EP 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Any plans to shoot down Jesus basically received't paintings. first of all, he will come straight away, in below a second, so no you should practice. second, considering he already died (and rose), he won't be able to die again. third, he's basically too sensible to be shot down.
2016-10-23 23:04:13 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Zapped dear, you have zilla clones,and Ima Bee doesn't read for comprehension, so can't tell the difference between you and the others.
Maybe we need to put a GPS tracker on Jesus.
2007-11-09 14:12:36 · answer #3 · answered by Cheese Fairy - Mummified 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
first of all we should never joke about the terrorists- they have killed many people, and have left people without loved ones, so this is not funny- however to answer the next part of your question- Jesus is returning and no one will thwart that one- and then the terrorists and yourself will be bowing to Jesus.
2007-11-09 16:44:25 · answer #4 · answered by AdoreHim 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't worry about them, they will be the first to be thrown in the pit of fire. Worry about yourself, because Jesus will return for His flock; in His time; He will return for sure. Be ready and stay firm with the Holy Word, if you are not, I pray that you do.
GOD BLESS! AMEN! SHALOM!
2007-11-09 14:15:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
We will have to use an advanced super secret ultra reconnaissance radar system equipped with high tech supersonic jet beam lasers. Other than that I'm sure he'll be OK. lol.
2007-11-09 14:14:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why exactly would we stop this? I know if I were proven wrong and jesus was on his way back I would be hoping he got shot down. Otherwise I am in big trouble. I assume you are too big lizard.
2007-11-09 14:09:29 · answer #7 · answered by Gawdless Heathen 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Seeing you believe in the second coming of Christ, I hope wisdom would teach you to reflect upon the fact the when He rose from the grave he declared ALL power has been given unto Him, in heaven and in earth....so why again do you think anyone could possibly complicate or delay Him?
2007-11-09 14:06:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Buy insurance?
Get A Grip
2007-11-09 14:05:27 · answer #9 · answered by Get A Grip 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
terriorists are giving Christians and Jews an example to follow , maybe they will form a welcoming party for allah
and scalp him
2007-11-09 14:07:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋