Chuck Norris got alot of money by not killing that Gecko...
Should we start The Church of Chuck Norrisism?
2007-11-09 13:42:33 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Chuck Norris doesn't care about spelling.
Gieco or Geico...it's all the same to him...because if he wanted, he could change it to Gieco!
2007-11-09 13:52:45 · update #1
Sure. Chuck has the solution to every problem AND he is a ranga! Bonus!
Note: Violence solves every porblem according to chuck!
2007-11-09 13:46:16 · answer #1 · answered by Stiffler 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris saved a bunch of money on his car insurance by threatening his agent with a golf club.
2007-11-09 13:46:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are wrong, Chuck Norris save a bunch of money from switching to Jacko as his girlfriend uhh.. maybe boyfriend.
2007-11-09 13:46:21 · answer #3 · answered by Near of DN 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
With all the bullet holes in his Dodge Ram, Geico wouldn't touch him. The gecko had to put on body armor just to talk to him.
2007-11-09 13:47:29 · answer #4 · answered by r_moulton76 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You heard right. Churck Norris is the exception to the rule.
2007-11-09 13:45:04 · answer #5 · answered by txofficer2005 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He should kill that cockney gecko and get his lying lizard as* off TV.
As long as we don't have to be observant or in attendance except for Christmas and Easter.
2007-11-09 13:49:02 · answer #6 · answered by f1mudvayne29 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a loser he is! I say we start The Church of Latter Day Geckos.
2007-11-09 13:46:03 · answer #7 · answered by Terri R 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It's definitely better than The Church of Cavemanism. Those guys suck.
2007-11-09 13:52:10 · answer #8 · answered by Peace Yo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i heard he got the money from not killing the gecko && by killing all the people that wanted to kill the gecko or anyone who the gecko wanted to kill.
2007-11-09 13:46:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's right, young one. I could change the name of earth if I so wanted!
2007-11-12 15:09:28 · answer #10 · answered by Jason The Great 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋