2007-11-09 13:39:40 · 8 answers · asked by יונתן 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Also what do they call his followers?
and the person who acts as a priest?
Last what is the house of worship called?
2007-11-09 13:52:27 · update #1
Christianity.... specificly Roundhousekickathlicism. When you come up to get communion you have to fight the priest to the death and then choose between the real wafer and the poison one. Then you have to balance the cup of wine on your head while fighting monkey ninjas, and if you spill a single drop your feed to a gaint two headed shark; One head is a great white shark the other is a hammer-head shark. One of the pews is always rigged with a weight sensor bomb.
sunday shcool is actualy a collosium, "One toddla enta one toddla leave."
The youth group has a sleeper cell agent with the trigger word "mayonaese" who will kill all in sight when he is triggered.
And when your baptized your baptized in a swamp... FULL OF ALIGATORS AND GIANT FLESH EATING MOSQUITOS FROM OUTER-SPACE!
And when your confirmed you have to survive 48 hours straight of proffesional Luchadors bombarding you 8 on 1.
Finally when your married you have to drive off with the the bride while evading a hailstorm of meteorites, all the while Your pursued by Gaint Robot Tyranasaureses who breath fire and riding on them, are Pirates with ak-47s.
Aside from chuck norris all converts have died within a week of joining the church.
2007-11-09 14:05:32 · answer #1 · answered by The cryptic paranoid 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Norrisism, Norrisists, The Norchezieck and Norrionic priesthood
The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Norris is the official name of the church, but the actual building is referred to as House of Pain
2007-11-09 15:34:18 · answer #2 · answered by Princess Ninja 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Chorristianity
2007-11-09 13:43:42 · answer #3 · answered by James 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Asskickerism.
2007-11-09 13:42:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Behind his beard is just another fist!
2007-11-09 13:42:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
corn
2007-11-09 13:42:16 · answer #6 · answered by dogpatch USA 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cowboy dancing or whatever they do in texas.
2007-11-09 13:45:41 · answer #7 · answered by crystal 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
upchuckism
2007-11-09 13:48:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋