What is the funniest thing you have ever read on a bathroom wall?

Answer 1

(On the way top of the stall)
If your actually reading this, your aim is probably way off..
haha.

Answer 2

Seen on a bathroom wall at Yosemite National park: a real OLDIE ( like me) from when Richard Nixon in the US was running for President against George McGovern. I never forgot it, because it was so funny and true.
"Don't change D@@ks in the middle of a screw
Vote for Nixon in '72." Nixon won, but had to resign not long afterward due to the Watergate scandal. America was royally screwed, and of course that's still going on.

Answer 3

ok at walmart when u close the door 2 the stall theres this little line close to the top that says "if u can pee here u should be in the NRA" it wuz soooo funny

Answer 4

In a banks mens room.
Wells Fargo head office. (Arrow pointing down to the bowl)
Payroll window.

Answer 5

How do you know when a jet load of Scottish arrives?
When the engines stop, the whining continues.

Answer 6

Some come here to sit and think,
some come here to **** and stink,
but I come here to itch my balls,
and read the writing on the walls.


ANd this was in a both girls, and boys.

Answer 7

Do Not Bend, Staple or Fold.

Answer 8

"Those who write on bathroom walls
Roll their s**t in little balls
Those who read these words of wit
Eat the little balls of s**t."

I was about 11 years old. I laughed for DAYS over that one.

Answer 9

My name and telephone number

Answer 10

here i sit in the midst of vapor, someone stole the toilet paper...for here I sit and here i linger...i guess i'll have to use my finger!