Do you have any funny quotes you can give me?
2007-11-09 11:48:27 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Quotations
I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it.
George Burns
A drink a day keeps the shrink away.
Edward Abbey
Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine.
David Moulton
Suppose you were an idiot....And suppose you were a member of Congress....But I repeat myself.
Mark Twain
2007-11-09 12:27:55 · answer #1 · answered by Libby 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
"I'm a beauty queen, I don't DO dishes" Taylor, "Kid Nation"
"Reese Witherspoon, she's the prom queen. Bill Gates, captain of the chess team. Jack Black, a clown. Brad Pitt, a quarterback. Seen it all before; I WANT MY MONEY BACK!!" Bowling for Soup's "High School Never Ends"
"And dat's when I saw 'er - da t'irty point buck" Thirty Point Buck
"We do SO have women in our house naked! Remember last Thanksgiving, when my grandma with Alzheimer's had that episode?" The Big Bang Theory
2007-11-09 19:56:18 · answer #2 · answered by Lex 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Voltaire:
Never argue at the dinner table, for the one who is not hungry always gets the best of the argument.
The secret of being tiresome is in telling everything.
Prejudices are what fools use for reason.
2007-11-09 22:58:18 · answer #3 · answered by gardengallivant 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Company is like fish - after 3 days it begins to smell. -- Benjamin Franklin
2007-11-09 22:41:57 · answer #4 · answered by SNPUC2 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I have never allowed my schooling to interfere with my education.
Mark Twain
Education is what you have left after you forget everything you learned in school.
Albert Einstein
2007-11-10 00:04:44 · answer #5 · answered by primevalcreep 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No trees were killed in the sending of this message. However a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.
2007-11-09 19:58:46 · answer #6 · answered by redheddedblondie 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
"Never moon a werewolf." Mike Binder
2007-11-10 04:00:04 · answer #7 · answered by Lorenzo Steed 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
"I don't tell as many lies as the magic moose that lives in my toaster." I don't know where that's from.
2007-11-09 19:53:04 · answer #8 · answered by John 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
bring your bag everyday except monday to sunday. just bring it on friday. my old teacher said that.
2007-11-09 19:52:39 · answer #9 · answered by Sam 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lifes too short to eat crap food
2007-11-12 01:47:09 · answer #10 · answered by mook 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋