Little Johnny comes home from Catholic school with a black eye.His father sees it and says, "Johnny, how many times do I have to tell you not to fight with the older boys?"
"But Dad, it wasn't my fault. We were all in church saying our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of me had her dress in the crack of her bum. I reached over and pulled it out. That's when she hit me, Dad."
"Johnny," the father says, "you don't do those kinds of things to women."
Sure enough, the very next day Little Johnny comes home with the other eye black and blue. Johnny's father says, "Johnny, I thought we had a talk."
"But Dad," Little Johnny says, "It wasn't my fault. There we were in church saying our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of us had her dress in the crack of her bum again. Then Little Bobby, who was sitting next to me, saw it and he reached over and pulled it out. Now I know she doesn't like this, so I pushed it back in."
2007-11-09 11:39:41 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
poor boy!!
he always get the bad end of a deal!!
loved it!!
where have you been?
2007-11-10 00:35:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lmao got to love little Johnny, he's always up to something...star
2007-11-09 11:46:22 · answer #2 · answered by Deedee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Another Excellent joke Fidgety.!!!
Naughty Johnny, lol.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers for a smile.!!
2007-11-09 16:36:40 · answer #3 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my God I love it that naughty little Johnny just done it again lol.....
2007-11-09 11:47:05 · answer #4 · answered by debray 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol lmao nut its an old joke i told it but it doesnt have lil johnny in it but it does make it funnier star4u
2007-11-09 11:48:34 · answer #5 · answered by *Dat*-*Libra*-*Cutie* 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Aw Jim Thome became a great participant. nicely for sure he became on the Phillies till now the White Sox, yet he became my well-liked participant and merely without warning have been given traded. i became disillusioned myself.
2016-10-02 00:10:34 · answer #6 · answered by Erika 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! That's really funny. That's to funny.
2007-11-09 12:00:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one...so funny.
2007-11-09 11:52:15 · answer #8 · answered by someone 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one ff
2007-11-10 08:07:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahaha
2007-11-10 02:49:15 · answer #10 · answered by mal 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋