What are the GOOD things about Hell!?

Question

You hear all this stuff about how bad Hell is.

Lately, I've been really negative, and I'm sorry for that.

But today, a friend asked me to brainstorm as many good aspects I can, about EVERYTHING.

It's going great, but I'm having a little trouble with Hell.

So far, I've got:
1) Cool people are there
2) Can't be as bad as Yahell!
3) I don't have to worry about getting cold
4) The heat will give me rosy cheeks WITHOUT blush!
5) Hot guys--literally :)
6) I won't have to worry about being afraid of heights, like in Heaven


What else can you think of, to add to my list?

Answer 1

No Christians trying to convert us.

Answer 2

At a recent staff meeting, a manager who had just returned from a successful presentation to a convention of Chinese businessmen informed us that capitalism is still in its infancy in China; in fact, they don't even have any bankruptcy laws yet.

This kind of news is guaranteed to make a room full of accountants sit up straight -- and it did. "And," she added with a twinkle in her eye, "capitalism without bankruptcy is like christianity without hell."

It got the biggest laugh of the meeting.

Answer 3

There is nothing good about hell and going to hell. Here's what the Bible has to say:

Matthew 8:12 and Luke 13:25 total darkness, people weeping and gnashing their teeth
Mark 9:43, fire that shall never be quenched
Luke 16:23 people in hell are tormented

Let me ask 2 QUESTIONs:
1. If i believe in hell and do as the Bible says to be spared from it, and i fnd out when i'm dead that there is no hell.... will anything happen to me?

Now,

2. If you don't believe in hell and do not do as the bible says to be spared from it, then find out when you're dead that there IS a hell..... what will happen to you then?

Answer 4

I realize you are asking in a light-hearted way, but there is nothing fun, funny, or good about Hell. Most people...even many Christians...don't take Hell and Satan seriously. Hell will not be filled with cool people having one big party. With all my heart I believe that if somehow you could glimpse Hell for one minute it would change your life forever. Think of a place completely void of love and hope. Death...hell is endless separation from anything good.

Answer 5

I think that you'd appreciate this joke:

The following is an actual question given on a University of
> Washington chemistry mid term.
>
> The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared
> it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now
> have the pleasure of enjoying it as well :
>
> Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic
> (absorbs heat)?
>
> Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law
> (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some
> variant.
>
> One student, however, wrote the following:
>
> First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we
> need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate
> at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once
> a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.
> As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different
> religions that exist in the world today.
>
> Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their
> religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these
> religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we
> can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as
> they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase
> exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in
> Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and
> pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand
> proportionately as souls are added.
>
> This gives two possibilities:
>
> 1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls
> enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase
> until all Hell breaks loose.
>
> 2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in
> Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes
> over.
>
> So which is it?
>
> If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman
> year that, "It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,"
> and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then
> number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic
> and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that
> since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any
> more souls and is therefore, extinct......leaving only Heaven, thereby
> proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last
> night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."
>
>
>
> THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+.

Answer 6

sure there is any such place as hell... yet once you make the situation to seek for its which potential then you rather will learn that one and all hell potential is merely a hollow in the floor.... and not a place of inner suffering...........

Answer 7

I know your Having Fun and All (and it's Funny Too:)
but, there Really ain't nothing good about it.
You lose Control of your Soul when you descend into it.
You've probably heard about Insane Asylums of the Past, kinda like that, but Worse.


Sorry to be a Wet Blanket.
Nuff Said.
Thanks for Listening.

Answer 8

To quote the late great Mar Twain, "People go to heaven for the climate or hell for the company"

Answer 9

Hell is the Lake of Fire. What happens to you there? Well, when satan’s cast into it, he’ll be turned to ashes from within:

Ezekiel 28:18 Thou hast defiled thy sanctuaries by the multitude of thine iniquities, by the iniquity of thy traffick; therefore will I bring forth a fire from the midst of thee, it shall devour thee, and I will bring thee to ashes upon the earth in the sight of all them that behold thee.

The above verse is what God will do to satan, the prince of Tyrus, which is one of satan’s titles.

Also, the fallen angles, the ones who left their place of habitation, heaven, and came to earth, not to be born of woman, but to seduce them, will go into the Lake of Fire.

So, cannot find anything good about it.

Answer 10

it'll be like shopping at walmart for EVERYTHING.
you can kill anyone at anytime and no one will stop you (of course it's a drag when it's your turn to get "killed")
you can watch others starve, bleed to death, and die in other horrible ways and take bets on how long they'll last. (of course it sucks if it's your turn to be tortured)
you can look at snuff films and child pornography and none of the "cool people" will be disgusted.
and those "hot" guys can hurt you in all the ways you like and don't like...but they're o-so-cute...

yep - you'll have a blast... a real blast...

Answer 11

You wont have a bunch of crazy christian people trying to cram their beliefs down your throat and you will be able to laugh at half of the christians that have tried so far.