It had to be asked.
2007-11-09 10:37:55 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
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Please quote from Theory of Evolution where it says we came from monkeys.
Following your flawed hypotheses though. I came from my grandfather. Why don't I give birth to my grandfather?
2007-11-09 10:40:58 · answer #1 · answered by Pangloss (Ancora Imparo) AFA 7 · 5⤊ 2⤋
Apparently you don't read the news magazine of the highest standard, the weekly world news. Why a woman from Podunk, Wisconsin gave birth to a monkey last week. She's on page 7, right below the story about the two headed fire breathing goat of destruction.
2007-11-09 10:55:08 · answer #2 · answered by Jim 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I understand the point you're attempting to make, but that's a feeble attempt. Much better is:
If we evolved from apes (not monkeys, we are genetically close to the ape family), why are there still apes? And what did the apes of today evolve from?
I've asked evolution theorists this question and have yet to get a plausible answer.
2007-11-09 10:43:47 · answer #3 · answered by curtisports2 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have heard about that family mentioned by Klingon Atheist.
Actually, Your question might be legit in a weird way. We hear of other animals giving birth to "throw-backs" so why wouldn't we sometimes see a baby born who is genetically a reversion to an earlier form of man? Maybe we DO.
That IS weird. Even MORE weird is the way some people are taking You SERIOUSLY!!
*drink*
2007-11-09 12:01:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you seen some babies? Are you sure people aren't giving birth to monkeys?
2007-11-09 10:42:05 · answer #5 · answered by HALLALJPAA 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
If we didn't evolve from tailed ancestors millions of years ago then why do you have all the genes for a tail in every cell in your body, and why did you develop a tail as a 4-week old embryo, as every human being does?
The fact that you have the same genes for making a tail as a monkey does, proves beyond any reasonable doubt that you are related to monkeys, as we all are. It just happens that humans evolved over millions of years to be tailless when we stopped living in trees.
2007-11-09 10:41:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
Actually there is a place in South America where a family has a excessive amount of body hair, even the women. They are a large family too. i saw a program on it. They have body hair everywhere and it's very similar to monkey's so there is gotta be something in that!
2007-11-09 10:42:30 · answer #7 · answered by Klingon Atheist 3 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Someone gave birth to George Bush.
http://bushorchimp.com
2007-11-09 10:42:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
If we came from God, why aren't we still giving birth to the Nephilim?
2007-11-09 10:44:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Evolution = gradual transition from one state of being to another to ensure survival of species.
If you want to ensure survival and transition from one state of being to another is the only way to achieve that, it would be kind of anti-survivalist to start giving birth to apes again, wouldn't you think?
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2007-11-09 10:46:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
We didn't come from monkeys,we came from cave men
2007-11-09 10:43:38 · answer #11 · answered by Jay 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋