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I think the Catholic Jesus has more Super Hero qualities and the Protestant Jesus just looks angry. The Mormon Jesus would make a good business man and I don't want to get my account suspended by ragging on the Jehovah's Witness Jesus.

2007-11-09 10:28:14 · 24 answers · asked by Shawn B 7 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

We forgot about the Jewish and Zoroastrian Jesus. Thank you fellows.

2007-11-09 10:43:51 · update #1

And who could forget the Muslim Jesus... thank you.

2007-11-09 10:45:11 · update #2

I'm with you on that one Moises..... your Jesus IS fairly reasonable.

2007-11-09 10:46:44 · update #3

Yes! The Gnostic Jesus, thank you Primary. He can hide under rocks.

2007-11-09 10:48:14 · update #4

Thank you, squirt! There's even a wiccan Jesus.

2007-11-09 10:49:16 · update #5

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Jehovah´s witnesses our Jesus didn´t create a hell prior the creation of humans and knowing that 95% of humans will miused the free and reject him, he prepared a place to torture humans for at least 1 billion year.

and also the Jesus of the Jehovah´s witnesses will transform this planet in the original purpose of his father in Edem a paradise, he won´t destroy the whole universe and this planet also.

2007-11-09 10:34:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 3

This is an awesome question and a great observation. Catholics and Protestants have the same Jesus, and I believe He is the Truth. So He is the best.

Mormons think Jesus is Lucifer's brother, so forget that. They also think their Jesus was conceived by sex. Totally against the Bible message.

Jehovah's Witnesses think Jesus is an archangel Michael and also "a god".

All of the above accept Jesus as a Savior despite of the 'god status" so all of them are right about that they need Jesus for their salvation. BUT, like you mentioned, they have different Jesuses

2007-11-09 16:35:55 · answer #2 · answered by BaC Helen 7 · 0 0

The Jesus that came before religion is the best Jesus, it was when we decided to religionize Jesus that things fell apart. So go to the books of Acts for the best Jesus.

2007-11-09 10:35:47 · answer #3 · answered by treppab 4 · 0 1

Jesus has the best Jesus

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2007-11-09 11:26:53 · answer #4 · answered by Dionysus 5 · 1 1

Actually the witches Jesus was around longer. Read your history. Same Jesus.

2007-11-09 10:34:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Catholic Jesus was around the longest



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2007-11-09 10:31:12 · answer #6 · answered by Quailman 6 · 3 2

The Gnostics.

2007-11-09 10:45:35 · answer #7 · answered by Primary Format Of Display 4 · 1 1

The Baptist Jesus is apparently 2 faced. He chased the money changers out of the temple, yet his modern day born-agains support the money changers with fanatical dedication. Do they see their Jesus being a changeable being, or is it just them?

2007-11-09 16:35:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Protestants...their Jesus does not require works..it is based on Grace just l;like Jesus taught.

2007-11-10 15:30:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

Ironically, the bible most closely associates being "Christian" with preaching about Christ and Christ's teachings. Review all three times the bible uses the term "Christian" and note that the context connects the term with:
"declaring the good news"
'teaching quite a crowd'
'open eyes, turn from dark to light'
"uttering sayings of truth"
"persuade"
"keep on glorifying"

(Acts 11:20-26) [The early disciples of Jesus] began talking to the Greek-speaking people, declaring the good news of the Lord Jesus... and taught quite a crowd, and it was first in Antioch that the disciples were by divine providence called Christians.

(Acts 26:17-28) [Jesus said to Paul] I am sending you, to open their eyes, to turn them from darkness to light and from the authority of Satan to God... Paul said: “I am not going mad, Your Excellency Festus, but I am uttering sayings of truth and of soundness of mind. ...Do you, King Agrippa, believe the Prophets? I know you believe.” But Agrippa said to Paul: “In a short time you would persuade me to become a Christian.”

(1 Peter 4:14-16) If you are being reproached for the name of Christ, you are happy... But if he suffers as a Christian, let him not feel shame, but let him keep on glorifying God in this name


So why do anti-Witnesses try to hijack the term "Christian" and hide its Scriptural implications? Because anti-Witnesses recognize that it is the preaching work that makes it clear that the relatively small religion of Jehovah's Witnesses are by far the most prominent followers of Christ:

(Matthew 28:19,20) Go therefore and make disciples of people of all the nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the holy spirit, teaching them to observe all the things I have commanded


Learn more!
http://watchtower.co.uk/e/ti/index.htm?article=article_04.htm
http://watchtower.co.uk/e/20050422/article_02.htm
http://jw-media.org/people/ministry.htm

2007-11-10 05:15:00 · answer #10 · answered by achtung_heiss 7 · 2 1

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