A Cop pulled a car over for speeding.
When the Cop asked the driver why he was traveling 95mph, the driver answered that he was a juggler on his way to do a show for a birthday party and didn't want to be late.
The Cop told the driver he was fascinated by juggling, and if the driver would do a little juggling for him that he wouldn't give him a ticket.
The driver told the Cop that he had sent all of his equipment on ahead and didn't have anything to juggle.
The Cop told him that he had some flares in the trunk of his patrol car, and asked if he could juggle them.
The juggler stated that he could, so the Cop got three flares, lit them and handed them to the juggler.
While the man was doing his juggling act, a car pulled in behind the patrol car.
A drunk got out, watched the performance briefly, went over to the patrol car, opened the rear door and got in.
The Cop observed him doing this, and went over to the patrol car, opened the door and asked the drunk what he thought he was doing.
The drunk replied, "You might as well haul my butt to jail, cause there's NO way I’ll pass that test."
2007-11-09 10:23:40 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny! 10!
2007-11-09 10:45:46 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-08 17:05:50 · answer #2 · answered by sanda 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-11-09 10:28:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very nice.
2007-11-09 10:31:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2007-11-09 10:29:38 · answer #5 · answered by jessika 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fail. Fail. Fail.
2007-11-09 11:09:06 · answer #6 · answered by Raven 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Ha good one!
2007-11-09 10:36:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
sobriety tests can be hard!
cheers
2007-11-09 10:45:22 · answer #8 · answered by Now I'm Outta Here 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh...
I get it!
Nice job.
2007-11-09 10:33:25 · answer #9 · answered by Khamani says R.I.P. Sean Taylor 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-11-09 10:35:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋