A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.
After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again, and she hands him another handful of peanuts.
She repeats this gesture about five more times.
When she is about to hand him another batch again, he asks the little old lady, 'Why don't you eat the peanuts yourself?'
We can't chew them because we've no teeth,' she replied.
The puzzled driver asks, 'Why do you buy them then?'
The old lady replied, 'We just love the chocolate around them.'
2007-11-09 10:22:28 · 10 answers · asked by Bluelady... 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahaha
I heard a similar one before
it goes like this
a little old lady who was recently widowed
was visited by the local priest
doing visitations to the elderly who are
limited in how much they can go out
and she offers him a drink and he says no thanks
and a little later she asked him again if he'd like something to drink
and he says ok I'll have a cup of tea
so she goes into the kitchen and starts making the tea
and he spots a bowl of peanuts on the table
and eats one, then another, and another
and by the time the tea is ready and she brings it out
he had eaten all of them
and she says here's the tea and as she sits down
she spots the empty bowl and says
Öh good you ate the peanuts
I can't eat them so I just melt the chocolate in my mouth and put them in the bowl there
hahaha
cheers
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2007-11-09 10:31:53 · answer #1 · answered by Now I'm Outta Here 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ewww! Funny! 10!
2007-11-09 10:26:10 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Fail.
2007-11-09 11:09:31 · answer #3 · answered by Raven 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
EW but hella funny!
2007-11-09 10:32:28 · answer #4 · answered by maybeyoullbeamazed 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
BHAHAHAHAHAHA omg i would sooo do that is i were older i feeel sooooooooo bad for that guy
2007-11-09 10:27:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
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Hahaha!
Took me like 30 seconds to get it!
Haha!
Ewwww!
Poor guy... Lol.
She's so innocent though... awww.
Lol.
~ khamani jonas (nick) ♥
2007-11-09 10:31:30 · answer #6 · answered by Khamani says R.I.P. Sean Taylor 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol very funny
2007-11-09 11:31:58 · answer #7 · answered by culooking2007 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats not right!..lol
2007-11-09 10:54:03 · answer #8 · answered by rerun86 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
gotcha!
2007-11-09 10:45:21 · answer #9 · answered by Purbasha 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
uuuugghhhh.......
2007-11-09 10:28:23 · answer #10 · answered by Scooby 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋