2007-11-09 10:11:26 · 15 answers · asked by inbetweendays 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Only if it's a '59.
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2007-11-09 10:17:44 · answer #1 · answered by Brandon's been a dirty Hore 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
You don't get a hotrod in hell...everyone drives Yugos.
2007-11-09 18:14:57 · answer #2 · answered by Armless Joe, Bipedal Foe 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
The Lake of Fire may be likened to a prison to which are committed those under sentence for the duration of their eternal existence. In describing hell, our Lord speaks about the undying worm and the unquenchable fire. Mark 9:43-48. It is a place of conscious punishment. It is a place of literal fire. It is punishment for sin eternally.
2007-11-09 18:15:36 · answer #3 · answered by Wally 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
reminds me of a joke I heard once:
In Heaven the cooks are French, the mechanics are German, and the policemen are British
In Hell the cooks are British, the mechanics are French, and the policemen are German
2007-11-09 18:17:10 · answer #4 · answered by Izzy F 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Monkeys don't go to hell sweetie!
2007-11-09 18:20:45 · answer #5 · answered by HALLALJPAA 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Just as soon as they're through with the complete works of Shakespeare.
2007-11-09 18:17:09 · answer #6 · answered by Shawn B 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
In hell, you will burn.
You do not need to worry about what will happen in hell,
You need to worry about Heaven because that is the place that I want to be when I die!
2007-11-09 18:23:50 · answer #7 · answered by angel910 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
They will even spray-paint those flames on the hood.
How about that for a deal?
2007-11-09 18:17:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long
2007-11-09 18:15:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Is that what they're doing with all those typewriters?
Edit: Shawn! =0)
2007-11-09 18:16:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋