I claim I can make you an Atheist in under 12 min. Now the question is do you want me to?

Question

I can free you from your God or your religion. Do you want that type of freedom?

Ok there are some requirements for this to work
First your skull can’t be thicker than Homer Simpson’s
Second you must have the courage to handle the fact that you simply DON’T know if there is a God

If you meet those requirements say ramen

Answer 1

Freedom? I already have it. It's called the love of Jesus Christ.

Answer 2

If you let go of everything,.. then you will truly be free. (cause then there will be no inhibitors from God working in your life... And nothing the devil can take from you.)

A monk was asked,.."How do I know God?" So the monk took the man 5 miles to the river. Thus the man thought he was going to be baptized. As the monk held him under water his grip got tighter. And the man kicked and punched and then even screamed to make the monk let go. As the monk saw this last bunch of bubbles rise to the surface he let go of the man, and calmly walked to the shore. The man just sat in the water trying to catch his breath. And the monk said, "When you strive for God just as hard as you strived for air,.. then you will be able to see God."

In short...
Every galaxy has a black hole.
Every galaxy seems to get in tune with each-others equators.
Black Holes are known to stop feeding on galaxies because they don't have enough mass to reach the rest of the galaxy.
In short,.. there is proof that there is a beginning to the universe,.. but no proof the galaxies will be eaten up by black holes or the source of a big bang that should have exploded too.

Answer 3

What you seem to not understand is that I was never forced to participate in my religion. "Do you want that type of freedom?" You can forget that, because with this little thing called 'freedom', which I have, I can pick a religion. Now, your 'faith' is tied to the Earth. You can't believe in anything spiritual. I believe by no rules. I can follow whatever I want to.

So, who's really the "free" one?

Answer 4

You can give it a shot. Big claims though. Doubt you would ever be able to.

And of course you use the same disclaimer as born agains. "do you wnat to be free". That gives you your excuse if you fail "they really did not want to."

Answer 5

I want to know how you can do that?
Are you claiming you know all the unanswered questions that have plauged humanity since the begining?
What is your answer to everything?
Can you prove that there is no creating force, without a doubt?

Answer 6

NO. I prefer being God's slave, although he says I am his child, than being a slave to the demons and other entities. And many are even if they refuse to admit it. Example: just decide to get out of certain cults or fraternities that I will not mention here and you will see what will happen. You are the captives.

Answer 7

Some forms of freedom ain't all they're cracked up to be , my friend. I was atheist. I was Wiccan. I was Baptist. Now I am associated with Jehovah's Witnesses and I'm happy for the first time in my life. Thanks, but no thanks.

Answer 8

Beat ya too it...already an atheist! ^_^ However...why would someone want to be proved wrong? Yeah some might want to know what you're gonna say, but still...best of luck to you in your endeavor...

Answer 9

Somehow I sincerely doubt your claim. Many have tried over the centuries...and now we are waiting with baited breath for your pittiful proof. Bring it!

Answer 10

I KNOW that you can't make me an atheist in ANY amount of time.
I have more freedom than you will ever have, and I am not letting go of it.

I don't want anything you have to offer me, but thanks for asking.