Three women go down to Mexico one night, get drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what they did the night before.
The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair, and is asked if she has any last words. She says, "I am from Grace University, and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent," They throw the switch and nothing happens.
They all immediately prostrate themselves; beg for her forgiveness, and release her.
The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words, "I am from the Creighton School of Law and I believe in the power of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent." They throw the switch and again, nothing happens.
Again, they all immediately prostrate themselves; beg for her forgiveness, and release her.
The last one, a blonde, is strapped in and says, "Well, I'm from the University of Alabama, Huntsville and just graduated with a degree in Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell you right now, you ain't gonna electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing in."
2007-11-09 09:36:42 · 19 answers · asked by tastybits 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very enlightening
star award
2007-11-09 13:00:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
This is a good start to the day. The first joke to open and its a beauty 10/10
2007-11-09 10:28:43 · answer #2 · answered by PC 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was married to an Electrical Engineer. I'm surprised she noticed the chair was unplugged.
Cute joke.
2007-11-09 10:25:04 · answer #3 · answered by California Gal 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol funny hehehe stars I love your jokes they actually prove woman are smart and srtuff unlike some of the more offensive jokes ive read on here :P
thanks for the laugh
2007-11-09 13:23:18 · answer #4 · answered by cbabysnugglebunny 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-09 10:14:26 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL -- looks like the poor third prisoner really got "burnt" -- oh wait a minute, that's right, he DIDN'T because some "flaming" idiot forgot to "light up" the prisoner's life by fulfilling his request... heard the idiot's name was "Nick O'Teen" from "Marlboro Country" and word of his mistake "filtered" all the way up to the Prison Board who "fired" him "cold turkey" because his job performance did not "match" their standards. Nick's career was up in "smoke" before he even had a chance to say "I'll have a pack of Ultra Lights, please!"
2016-05-29 00:00:42 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good joke Mumson
Worth a star
Thanks for sharing.
2007-11-09 22:05:28 · answer #7 · answered by .... 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow. It says that blondes are smart but dumb at the same time..
Anyways Hilarious!
2007-11-09 10:11:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA!!!
That is hilarious, the other two might have noticed that the chair wasn't plugged in and they wanted to kill her when she said that, lol!!! =)
2007-11-09 09:40:51 · answer #9 · answered by the soccer guy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha she should have keep her mouth shut, blonds for ya lmao....star
2007-11-09 10:22:44 · answer #10 · answered by Deedee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋