I swear to God (sorry atheists - swear to science for you) that he said his name is "Jesus"!!!
2007-11-09 09:27:19 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
What Comrade Abdul? Are u kiddin'? Hard to make Polish jokes? Well, I never!
2007-11-09 09:33:53 · update #1
So it's true then! Jesus IS everywhere!
He bags my groceries down at the local Slag-n-Bag!!!!
How many Pollocks does it take to um.. screw in a lightbulb? Is that how that one goes? Yes, that was difficult.
2007-11-09 10:23:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm friends with a guy who people call 'Jesus' but his real name is Jerrid. We call him that because he looks like Jesus from the portrait thing. Another reason is because Jesus was a popular name back in Biblical times.
2007-11-09 17:33:30 · answer #2 · answered by Buffy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, I've heard this joke before.
Here in the UK most immigrant manual labourers are Polish. They're a lot harder to make jokes about.
2007-11-09 17:31:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
He works here too; great job with the lawns, and his brother Jose is a whiz with the flower garden!!
2007-11-09 17:34:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It must be Julio or Juan -- I think I saw them in your mothers yard last Tuesday.....
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xoxoxo
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2007-11-09 17:35:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not every one who does that is named Hey Zeus...
2007-11-09 17:31:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Mat 5:34 But I say unto you, Swear not at all; neither by heaven; for it is God's throne:
Mat 5:35 Nor by the earth; for it is his footstool: neither by Jerusalem; for it is the city of the great King.
2007-11-09 17:30:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 5⤋
He mows my lawn as well. He does it at for fairly cheap price too. I think he's an illegal.
2007-11-09 17:30:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋