every week about now?
Here in Austin TX USA, it is 4pm on Fri afternoon before a long weekend and time invariable slows down to a thick, imperceptable ooze.
Why does God do that?
2007-11-09 08:59:34 · 8 answers · asked by Acorn 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
lol I guess he is teaching you character developement.
2007-11-09 09:02:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
How can the part understand the whole? Best thing to do, Jon, is suck it up; better yet, lick it up, for the taste of molasses is divine. Once you start licking the divine, you'll ingest Its perfection, and time will stand still. Be one with the molasses! Oh by the way, enjoy your divine weekend, too. In fact, Jon, you are the DIVINE whatever you are experiencing, for it is experiencing you. Let the good times roll.... I am Sirius
2007-11-09 17:37:30 · answer #2 · answered by i am Sirius 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't think it has anything to do with God. It is your perception of time and wanting to start the weekend. I believe your divine molasses may be mental sludge.
2007-11-09 19:14:11 · answer #3 · answered by Sage 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because even God has a sense of humor.
Perhaps you should pray for waffles?
2007-11-09 17:03:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ugh, I'm just on my lunchbreak. I still have several hours to go... Good luck.
Peace to you.
2007-11-09 17:05:32 · answer #5 · answered by Orpheus Rising 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You tell me! SMile... There is no traffic in my neck of the woods.
2007-11-09 18:56:49 · answer #6 · answered by Spirit Dancer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i guess you can ask yourself, why did my brain create this question instead :)
2007-11-10 16:42:53 · answer #7 · answered by neshama 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God doesn't do it. You do it to yourself.
2007-11-09 19:48:11 · answer #8 · answered by Frosty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋