Little Margaret was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class.
One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, Margaret, who created the universe?"
When Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.
"God Almighty!" shouted Margaret and the Nun said "Very good" and Margaret fell back asleep.
A while later the Nun asked Margaret, "Who is our Lord and Savior?" But, Margaret didn't even stir from her slumber.
0nce again, little Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.
"Jesus Christ!" shouted Margaret and the Nun said "Very Good" and Margaret fell back asleep.
Then the Nun asked Margaret a third question.
"What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?"
Again Johnny came to the rescue.
This time Margaret jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!"
The Nun fainted.
2007-11-09 08:26:04 · 19 answers · asked by Sparky 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Wow!!! I love it!! LOL
2007-11-09 08:29:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-09 10:49:37 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i won't lie, this is the only joke i heard in the day that made me chuckle and guess what it's 12 o' clock, my dad and mom are sleeping in their room, so i couldn'r laugh making sound, but i was dying to laugh out loud, my stomach is paining. i saved the pain of my laugh for 2moro, thnx a lot...
2007-11-09 11:09:52 · answer #3 · answered by Purbasha 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one 10 out of 10
2007-11-09 08:36:49 · answer #4 · answered by kevinaj1276 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now thats about the best I've seen here in weeks, have a star champ!
2016-04-03 04:19:53 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-11-09 09:00:19 · answer #6 · answered by m_dewbe 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very very funny lol
2007-11-09 08:50:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2007-11-09 08:59:51 · answer #8 · answered by Mister2-15-2 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh star, thats to freakin funny, I loved it
2007-11-09 09:40:31 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol lol
that's great
two pretzels were walking down the street
one was asalted
he he
c'mon! that's funny!!
2007-11-09 08:31:52 · answer #10 · answered by Ivana Cracker 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
man!! i was in such a crappy mood!! thank u!!! bravo!!! excellent!! 10 out of 10!! roflmao!!
2007-11-09 14:06:00 · answer #11 · answered by **beep** 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋