There's a teacher in a small Texas town. She asks her class how many of them are Bush fans.
Not really knowing what a Bush fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raise their hands except one boy--Johnny.
The teacher asks Johnny why he has decided to be different. Johnny says, "I'm not a Bush fan."
The teacher says, "Why aren't you a Bush fan?"
Johnny says, "I'm a John F. Kerry fan." The teacher asks why he's a Kerry fan. The boy says, "Well, my mom's a Kerry fan, and my Dad's a Kerry fan, so I'm a Kerry fan!"
The teacher is kind of angry, because this is Texas, so she says, "What if you're Mom was a moron, and you're dad was an idiot, what would that make you?"
Johnny says, "That would make me a Bush fan."
2007-11-09 08:16:00 · 16 answers · asked by Sparky 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny joke
2007-11-09 08:52:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good 1.
2007-11-09 08:37:11 · answer #2 · answered by Cathleen 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I like
2007-11-09 08:20:14 · answer #3 · answered by islandgirl God and family 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a return present..... instructor: do u elect to grow to be a cardiologist or dentist? jhonny: a dentist. instructor : why? jhonny: basic, a guy has in basic terms one heart yet 32 enamel!!!!!!
2016-10-15 22:35:24 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, not the best one ive heard but good
2007-11-09 08:22:24 · answer #5 · answered by SS_yahoogirl 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think that jokes so old, when I first heard it, it was about Reagan...
2007-11-09 08:25:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL You get a star also!!
2007-11-09 08:24:22 · answer #7 · answered by smashmouth3 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Iam Scottish and i can appriciate this joke.
2007-11-09 08:23:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
excellent star4u
2007-11-09 09:13:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oooo... good Johnny.
2007-11-09 08:34:29 · answer #10 · answered by bjparker0385 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋