I wear very loose pajamas because I sweat at night. I've had this kitten for about a month, and it normally sleeps in the same bed as me and my girlfriend. Last night the cat crawled in my PJs and bit my penis. It didn't cause any major damage, but it hurt like hell and I slapped my gf because I thought she had stabbed my d*ck with her long finger nails.
I do a lot of play fighting, where I let him bite my hands and fingers so maybe he thought it was a huge , weird finger.
If I wear briefs to bed, it would protect me, but then I always have to get up and shower at 3 AM because it gets so sweaty and itchy down there.
2007-11-09 08:06:31 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets ➔ Cats
I slapped my gf very gently and she has been laughing about it.
2007-11-09 10:06:59 · update #1
wow poor baby try to becareful and yes briefs there sexy as hell. cally d,
2007-11-09 08:56:58 · answer #1 · answered by Cally D 1 · 1⤊ 2⤋
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2016-10-15 22:34:17 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a kitten, it was playing end of subject...the odds of it doing it again are slim to none...I can't count the number of times I have been clawed by a playing kitten or had a kitten climb up my leg...it's just regular kitten play and unfortunately it bit the wrong thing. I would leave the kitten be, close your bedroom door from now on and apologize to your gf for the smack.
2007-11-09 08:11:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know, I've heard of something dumb coming back and biting you in the *** -- but this is a new variant.
Kittens are so great and so much fun and so feisty, and it is just so easy to just go ahead and let them fight with our hands. But when you do this you are actually training -- or socializing -- your cat to be a biter. It may be okay with a kitten, but when this kitten is an adult and he (or she) lays ahold of your member in the middle of the night it'll be a whole new ballgame.
You need to begin today to teach your kitten that human flesh never gets bitten. It is easy to train them, because they are kittens -- babies -- and dependent on their chief person. So here is what you do. Get a water pistol or spray bottle, and put water in it. Get some toys -- good catnip toys, a feather on a stick, and the best one of all, the Cat Dancer, not the hand-held one, but the one that attaches to the wall and costs 5 or 6 bucks. When the kitten comes to you to initiate play, play with the kitten with the toy. Hold the toy and let the kitten play with it. But the minute the kitten bites you, grab the water pistol and give him a squirt, and simultaneous with the release of the water, say "NO!" in a voice you reserve only for disciplining him.
Then stand up, take the toys, and walk away. Kittens who bite don't have any fun. Ignore him. In a few minutes, he will come to you and initiate play again. Give him the toy and play with him with the toy. You holding the toy, but him biting the toy. If he just plays with the toy, praise him and continue playing. If he bites you, squirt and "no" and walk away.
Because play is central to his development and you are central to his world, he will learn. He wants to play and he wants to please you.
For your part, you are training him not to bite people. But you are also teaching him the meaning of the word no -- a very important lesson indeed. Whenever he does anything he shouldn't -- dive-bombing ankles of unsuspecting people on their way to the toilet first thing in the morning; scaling the drapes or the blinds -- give him the water and the no. After a while, you will be able to retire the water pistol, because he will understand that no means no.
As you surely know, cats are nocturnal creatures. Their period of greatest activity is around 3:30 or 4:00 in the morning, and the bottom line is that your little package was ready for a good play session. You for your part were fast asleep. And your innocent little kitten decided to initiate play by nipping the first piece of exposed flesh he came to, your poor, snoozing member.
That was why I suggested the Cat Dancer, because kittens just wear themselves out jumping after the little cardboard thingey on the end of the turgid, bouncy wire. So he may not waken you at all. It is in fact common for kittens to waken their people in the wee hours to play, and it is common for a kitten to meow or nip in order to rouse you out of sleep.
In any event, if you train him not to bite (because you have already trained him that it's okay, and you need to reverse this), you won't have to gird your loins to go to bed.
Hope this helps.
2007-11-09 08:44:55 · answer #4 · answered by Mercy 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The very obvious answer is 'no'. Wear something else or don't let the kitten under the covers. He didn't do anything malicious, he's a kitten. Young animals get into everything, it's not his fault.
2007-11-09 13:23:19 · answer #5 · answered by Elaine M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think that if you feel that way then you should just get rid of the cat instead of putting it to sleep. Would you put your gf down for hitting you in the penis? Prolly not, so why should the cat be killed for that.
2007-11-09 11:26:20 · answer #6 · answered by Kitty 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No you shouldn't euthanize the kitten for behavior you taught him. Stop playing like that with kitty or cut your penis off. Only kidding about the penis part.
2007-11-09 08:12:23 · answer #7 · answered by Lisa 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
It is NOT your kitten's fault and you shouldn't have it killed for that. That's horrible. It's still a baby, it's curios, it doesn't know any better. If you don't want it sneaking around at night, put it in a crate or a bathroom.
2007-11-09 08:10:02 · answer #8 · answered by Ens5909 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. You euthanize a cat because it is sick, not because it is an inconvenience. If you have an issue with the kitten, find it a new home
2007-11-09 08:16:29 · answer #9 · answered by catstandish 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Are you serious!! I am sure there are other ways to stop a cat with this problem and putting it down is NOT the responsible thing to do. Find it a new loving home
By the way I have read your other question like the not peeing for months! Quit wasting people time. I am sure now that this question is NOT a real one!
2007-11-09 08:09:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 2⤋
are you serious? You do NOT deserve a cat or a girlfriend.. how dare you to slap your girlfriend? I am sure this is not the 1st and only time either.
You have nobody to blame but yourself, you are the one who is teaching your cat to play fight...
you are a moronic lunatic... you should give your cat to SPCA before you do any harm to it.
2007-11-09 08:51:41 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋