A man in his 40s bought a new BMW and was out driving on the interstate at top speed when he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him.
"There's no way they can catch a BMW," he thought to himself and sped up even more. Then the reality of the situation hit him, "What the heck am I doing?" he thought and pulled over.
The cop came up to him, took his license without a word, and examined it and the car. "It's been a long day, it is the end of my shift, and it's Friday the 13th. I don't feel like more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can go."
The guy thinks for a second and says, "Last week my wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back."
"Have a nice weekend," said the officer.
2007-11-09 08:05:24 · 14 answers · asked by Sparky 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oh that is a beautiful joke!
2007-11-09 08:12:30 · answer #1 · answered by bjparker0385 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This joke is so old that probably every cop in the world has heard it...
2007-11-09 08:12:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny lol
2007-11-09 08:43:04 · answer #3 · answered by .... 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol that was funny
2007-11-09 08:16:19 · answer #4 · answered by ~$~Ace~$~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-11-09 08:34:51 · answer #5 · answered by Cathleen 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
Nice joke.
2007-11-09 08:09:44 · answer #6 · answered by candle 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
FuNNy.
2007-11-09 10:08:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha funny
2007-11-09 08:55:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2007-11-09 09:24:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wonder if that excuse would really work? lol
2007-11-09 08:34:23 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋