i want to know the wierdset pick up lines that youve ever heard and the most pathetic will get the best answer
2007-11-09 06:52:25 · 25 answers · asked by yourguy22 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Are your feet tired? Cause you've been running around in my mind ALL DAY!
Excuse me, but do you know CPR, because seeing your fine self just stopped my heart!
Must be jelly, cause jam don't shake like that!
Girl, you're prettier than a hundred dollar hooker!
Excuse me but you dropped something. (I look to see what ) It's the converstation, let's pick it up over here.
That's all that comes to mind right now.
2007-11-09 07:02:33 · answer #1 · answered by bainaashanti 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If I told you that your had a hot body, would you hold it against me. -Haha that one was cute.
Most pathetic are the guys you tell that you have a man and they are still trying to get in your pants.
More like a match-maker line: An older guy where I work tells me everyday that I need a man with money. So a gentleman about my age comes over to bet at the casino that I work and the old man yells over to me "I got a live one here for you honey! Not good looking but he has a pocket full of cash!" -It was pretty funny and kind of embarrassing.
2007-11-09 07:05:57 · answer #2 · answered by hellrazor 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? CAUSE YOU MUST'VE LANDED ON YOUR FACE!
I lost my phone number! Can I have yours?
Do you stuff your bra? cause if not...f* me
Are those space pants? Because your a** is out of this world.
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you instead?
hey, nice pants you got there; mind if I get in them?
Do you play the Trumpet? Cause you're makin' me Horny.
I Bet you fifty bucks that you won't sleep with me.
*breaks an ice-cube* Ok now I've broken the ice, can we have sex?
A musician : 'Wanna play my flute?'
F* me if I'm wrong, but you want to sleep with me!
Is your second name Gilette? Because you're the best a man can get!
Are you a parking ticket? Coz you've got fine written all over you.
2007-11-09 07:08:26 · answer #3 · answered by Devon R 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was at a casino with some friends and a guy stopped me to ask me what time it was ( be had a big watch on )
wearing a long skirt this guy stops me asking if my name was megan i said no he replyed " Oh your beautiful cavlfes look just like hers.
dyed my hair fushia when it washed out it was more of an Orange flame. Guy say i see your on fire can i help you put it out ( as he grabs his crotch)
Eating at Mr Pickles while paying for my sandwich asked they guy where Mr Pickles was. He smiles and says in my pants would you like a pickle for your side?
the list goes on
2007-11-09 07:05:24 · answer #4 · answered by Royal B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
quick call 911 ,your beauty is killing me! i have a terminal disease and have never made love to a woman,would ypu grant me the flavor of having sex with you before i die,so i know what its all about? nobody loves me.however,you could be the one to make me see that it is not true!i had a visitation from an Angelic being,and it told me that it is Gods will we should be lovers! Oh,my,God! even though we just met,i dreamt about a woman last night and you look just like her! Compare to you,all the other women in here look like walking corpses! Would you like to go chez moi so we can study biology? You look just like my long dead girlfriend,who i loved dearly! i need a good woman to redeem my soul,perhaps you are that woman? i saw your face in the postoffice,it said WANTED BY ME!
2007-11-09 07:10:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
He Said Can I Have A Map?
I Said Why?
He Said Because Im Lost In Your Eyes.
2007-11-09 07:00:28 · answer #6 · answered by Julia 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
One day this guy came to me and just out of the blue and asked me if he could give me a kiss,I said no and then he kissed me anyway... then he gave me a $50,00 bill and said "It was worth every penny".
I hated that and felt a little dirty...
2007-11-09 06:56:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
These are the ones I've experienced first hand... men are just too weird sometimes lol.
-Hey sexy, can I kiss your pretty feet?
-Wanna be my wh**e?
-You should see your aura...
-Do you know what sex is?
-Its really easy to hog tie a girl.
-Would you like to come home with us?
-I have bongo music in my car..You'd like my car.
-If your not a lesbian like your friend I'll do you.
-So... what do you want for your birthday? Me?
2007-11-09 07:04:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was invited from my sister to a college party. This guy I didn't even know came up to me and asked to see my hand.
I showed him and he put his hand together with mine and said, 'Ahh, a perfect fit'
2007-11-09 06:56:23 · answer #9 · answered by DrPepper 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was at a bar in Long beach on St Patricks Day a few years ago.Having a good time.music fun.........Then a great looking girl came up to me....................about an inch from my face.pushed me against the wall .......smiled and said"You look just like my gynecologist".
She had me.......
2007-11-09 06:58:18 · answer #10 · answered by richard t 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋