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Will I be able to ride my motorcycle to it? It won't be Heaven without Waffle House or my motorcycle.

2007-11-09 05:39:50 · 19 answers · asked by Beavis Christ AM 6 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

19 answers

Don't worry, son. Not only will there be a Waffle House and Your motorcycle in heaven, but those exact same things will also be in hell! Because, as they say, one man's Harley is another man's homicide.

2007-11-09 06:51:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Will there be a Waffle House in Heaven??

Sure with fresh butter from the heavenly dairy farm and maple syrup from upper east side down at 5th avenue alley.

Will I be able to ride my motorcycle to it?

Will that be the Harley?

It won't be Heaven without Waffle House or my motorcycle.

Couldn't agree more.

2007-11-09 13:48:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Now that smoking is no longer allowed in the Waffle House, it might just be possible that there will be one in Heaven. But you can only ride your motorcycle to it if you're not a member of Hell's Angels.

2007-11-09 13:53:07 · answer #3 · answered by sdb deacon 6 · 0 0

Okay, now I'm a fan of Waffle House,,,not so much motorcycles...but I have a feeling that what God has prepared for those who love him,,,,will more than make up for anything we will miss from this carnal life.

Now, I just have to go get me, some smothered with onions, covered with chili, hash browns....

2007-11-09 13:49:10 · answer #4 · answered by dreamdress2 6 · 0 0

I doubt there will be either. but it would be cool to ride a motorcycle down the streets paved with gold. we are limited by our human mindsets. eye has not seen and ear has not heard what God has in store for those who love Him.

2007-11-09 13:43:21 · answer #5 · answered by aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 4 · 0 0

I love Beavis! :)

I hope there will not be any Waffle House's in the world to come. Or if there is, I hope they hire a janitorial staff.

2007-11-09 13:46:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Only in the South-east.

2007-11-09 13:44:12 · answer #7 · answered by lhungyidrubpa 2 · 1 0

I make my own waffles so I don't care. You can't get real maple syrup in restaurants anyway.

2007-11-09 13:49:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

With a whole new society in the Kingdom of God, you could make any suggestion you want.

2007-11-09 13:49:01 · answer #9 · answered by Ambassador Z 4 · 0 0

Yes, an I.H.O.P.
(International "Heaven" of Pancakes)

2007-11-09 13:48:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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