I was praying, and instead of Jesus answering me, Mohammad answered and said that I was worshiping the wrong God!
The next time I prayed, The Buddha answered and said not to listen to Mohammad or Jesus, but to simply "live" on my own and just look inside for the answers!
2007-11-09 05:37:35 · 8 answers · asked by The Burninator 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Maybe you should switch to decaf... God is real, mocking him won't change that.
2007-11-09 05:50:08 · answer #1 · answered by cocobeans 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You wouldn't get an answer from any of those false gods, THEY ARE ALL DEAD! Jesus is the only one who died for your sins and rose 3 days later so that you can go to heaven.If you really did get an answer from those other false gods I would go to the local church and it an exorcism
2007-11-09 14:20:07 · answer #2 · answered by Gizmo3 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need to build a relationship with Christ and do it fast. The voices that you are hearing is not of the Holy Spirit, Jesus or God himself.
2007-11-09 14:12:10 · answer #3 · answered by Giggles 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
One day Jesus will judge you, Mohammad and Buddah.
2007-11-09 13:45:18 · answer #4 · answered by G3 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
From Seneca to Shakespeare to the present time these words have echoed down to us: “What fools these mortals be!
“Fools mock, but they shall mourn; and my grace is sufficient for the meek, that they shall take no advantage of your weakness.”
Have you tried praying to the court jester yet, seems more appropriate.
2007-11-09 13:44:48 · answer #5 · answered by Someone who cares 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What about John smith ? Get a life with Jesus Christ and you wont ask these ridiculous question and statements
2007-11-09 13:43:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
You're kidding! you mean Budha helped you style those fancy hairs?
Where can i find him? I want him to style my hair too.
2007-11-09 13:53:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
...if you truely seek Him you will find Him
2007-11-09 13:42:30 · answer #8 · answered by jamestheprophet 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋