A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, "Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It's been flickering for weeks now."
He looks at her and says angrily, "Fix
the light? Now? Does it look like I have a G.E.C. logo printed on my forehead? I don't think so."
"Well then, could you fix the fridge door? It won't close right."
To which he replied, "Fix the fridge door? Does it look like I have Hotpoint written on my forehead?
I don't think so."
"Fine," she says, "Then could you at least fix the steps to the front door? They're about to break."
"I'm not a damn carpenter and I don't want to fix the steps," he says. "Does it look like I have Tommy Walsh written on my forehead? I don't think so. I've had enough of you. I'm going to the bar!"
So he goes to the bar and drinks for a couple hours. He starts to feel guilty about how he treated his wife, and decides to go home and help out. As he walks into the house, he notices the steps are already fixed. As he enters the house, he sees the hall light is
working. As he goes to get a beer, he notices the fridge door is fixed. "Honey, how'd this all get fixed?"
She said, "Well, when you left, I sat outside and cried. Just then a nice young man asked me what was wrong, and I told him. He offered to do all the repairs, and all I had to do was
either screw him or bake him a cake."
He said, "So, what kind of cake did you bake him?"
She replied, "Hellooooo... Do you see Delia Smith written on my forehead?"
2007-11-09 05:27:59 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oh my god that was fab,lmao:)
2007-11-09 10:23:49 · answer #1 · answered by Steph 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-09 05:37:01 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
W I C K E D!!!!!
That's gonna keep me laughing most of the night!!
Cheers!!
10/10
+ *
2007-11-09 05:31:32 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
omg thats the best i have heard all week very good you should get ten star for that but i can only give you one star
2007-11-10 21:18:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great joke have a star. Enjoyed it.
2007-11-09 07:22:36 · answer #5 · answered by Cathleen 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LMAO. So that's how you get things done around the house.
I'll keep that in mind :)
2007-11-09 21:39:44 · answer #6 · answered by Juzzy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That one had * written all over it.
2007-11-09 06:53:54 · answer #7 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
lmao good'un starred 10/10_x
2007-11-09 05:34:52 · answer #8 · answered by <3 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
oops gonna go to bed on that one asc to pi*8ed to be polite now night babes xxx
2007-11-09 11:00:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
that joke is always funny no matter what form it takes
2007-11-10 06:31:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
he should have said " no ! no Delia Smith , but I do see Betty Crocker..."
2007-11-09 06:04:16 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋