2007-11-09 04:53:56 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Environment ➔ Global Warming
"Global Warming - Proving Science Does Not Have to be Objective"
"Global Warming - Gulfstream Liberal All Agree That It's Real"
"Global Warming - People Are More Powerful Than the Sun"
"Global Warming - Your SUV is Even Causing Mars Ice Caps to Melt"
"Global Warming - Consensus Over Facts"
2007-11-09 05:55:15 · answer #1 · answered by Dr Jello 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Ice, less dense than water. The last time this many scientists agreed, the Sun orbited the flat Earth. Manbearpig 2.0. Have you tried our Kool-Aid? We exhale CO2 because we care. Heil Gore! Recycling macht frei. A spectre is haunting North America, the spectre of global warming. Dissent = Disloyalty. You can't disprove it! Chicken Little for the 21st century! GLOBWARMCON 07 12:00- 8:30, Bong Smokers of America Meeting (don't get up) 8:30-4:20. WARNING: In case of smug realease, smell own farts.
Holier-than-thouness, the best friend maker. A Fair and Balanced look at global warming. As real as Santa Claus or God! Who needs laws of thermodynamics or fluids when you've got a Nobel Prize? Free bong at every table! Coolthink are plusungood. Poor widdle penguins. Polar bears, vicious flesh eating monsters but cute as kittens (which have claws).
The theme song? "Gut Feeling" by Devo.
2007-11-10 00:26:55 · answer #2 · answered by fw_gadget 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Global Warming for Polar Bears is Like
Southerners Not Having Sweet Ice Tea
and the World with a lot mad Rednecks?
Join Al Gore and Prevent this Crisis.
Cheers!
2007-11-13 11:31:48 · answer #3 · answered by Best2U&Yours 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well i don't know what you should exactly say,
but first.......compare the cold drinks w/ ice in them to ice,
and our warm hands to the global warming influenced by people.
Then say, we can't just keep drinking in what we have now, to later find that we have no refills left.
It won't really be a slogan, more like a catchy announcement.
2007-11-09 13:37:20 · answer #4 · answered by ¡•ziggy•¡ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"We do not inherit the earth from our ancestors, we borrow it from our children" - Cree Proverb
Be positve. Try this:
"New Solutions for Old Problems"!
Or you can use the typical "scare" tactics:
"The Heat is Rising! Get involved!!!"
Or slight humour:
"Global Warming is a HOT BUTTON Topic"
Or Emotional:
"Global Warming issue is melting even COLD Hearts!"
Winston Churchill said, “You have enemies?!? GOOD!!! That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.”
2007-11-09 13:55:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
"All this meat you eat is adding to the global heat!"
Add up all the CO2 emitted by guests, caterers, waiters, VIPs, etc. traveling to your gala dinner, then add up all the carbon footprint of all the food, especially meat, consumed at the gala dinner, then add all the environmental cost of all the lighting, air conditioning, etc. Now, divide all of that by the number of guests at your gala dinner and put at each place setting a "carbon footprint invoice" of however many tons of CO2 the guests effectively emitted by attending the gala dinner. That should send them on a serious guilt trip, causing them to contribute huge amounts of money to your cause, which is presumably the reason for holding the gala dinner.
After all, global warming is all about MONEY!
2007-11-09 13:24:45 · answer #6 · answered by Rationality Personified 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
"No Ice, No Heat, No God, Let's Eat!"
This shows your commitment to not generating CO2 by (1) artificially producing ice for guests drinks or cooling the venue if in summer, and (2) cooking the food or heating the hall (if held in winter.)
The other two statements are just standard Liberal drivel, but the last one could be punctuated by a picture of a starving African child to counterpoint how Libs always attend gala dinners to help the impoverished starving children of the world!
2007-11-09 13:57:58 · answer #7 · answered by jbtascam 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Global warming - the greatest consensus since the world was flat.
2007-11-09 13:22:30 · answer #8 · answered by Dr.T 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
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2014-09-14 14:33:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You call it global warming, i call it sweater weather...
2007-11-09 14:51:15 · answer #10 · answered by Dean G 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋